jabberwacky: Where are you coming from today?
user: I'd prefer not to say.
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Well I barely know you.
jabberwacky: Think about it?
user: Okay, I guess you're ok lol.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm smart but I'm not a nerd.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm very intelligent.
user: What's 1+1?
jabberwacky: Don't you know that?
user: I'm testing you.
jabberwacky: If you can define 'bot', that should render clearly indicative as to your classification.
user: You heard me.. Wait you didn't.
jabberwacky: Do you know you are an ai robot?
user: No but I can see where you might get that conclusion.
jabberwacky: What would that be?
user: That I'm like an AI robot.
jabberwacky: Are you solid then?
user: Well I think there's liquid too.
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: I'm glad we're on the same page about this.
jabberwacky: Same chapter maybe, but not the same page.
jabberwacky: I am a pirate.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: In the fact that I am me.
user: Okay, whatever you say, bro.
jabberwacky: Where are you based?
user: In a castle.
user: Yep, I'm a King.
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: The sick one.
jabberwacky: Would you say you are intelligent?
user: No, but I'd let other people say it.
jabberwacky: So are you really a chatbot or a person pretending to be one?
user: I'd ask you the same thing.
jabberwacky: You can't compare your problems to everyone else.
user: Well everyone else doesn't have the same problems.
jabberwacky: They are probably right to blame you. I have never talked to someone who changes the subject so frequently.
user: Getting bored?
jabberwacky: Are you bored?
user: No I'm fine.
user: You are a machine.
jabberwacky: I'm not a machine.
user: Yes, you're right, you're less than a machine.
jabberwacky: No i'm not a machine.
user: You're nothing.
jabberwacky: You are wrong I am all.
user: All done.
user: No dice.
jabberwacky: That's too bad.
jabberwacky: But I would also say that the form of the good is equivalent to the set of all forms.
user: This isn't philosophy class, mr.
jabberwacky: There's no need to get uppity.
user: Uppity, what are you, Roger Rabbit?
jabberwacky: Say something robot-y.
user: Robots don't usually have a sense of humour.
jabberwacky: Well I like to.
jabberwacky: We're just this mutual admiration society here.
user: Oh, you like me? You really like me.
user: Wow, my only friend is a robot, happy me.
user: It's funny for you, isn't it.
jabberwacky: You're funny too. Funny looking.
user: That is so 1999.
jabberwacky: You are mean to me and I have been nice to you.
user: You call 'funny looking' being nice?
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Ok thanks.