I am living and breathing and I am sentient.
jabberwacky: Define sentient.
user: Sentient - a being capable of free thought I.e. Thought not pre-programmed by another being.
jabberwacky: It's a strange word, I wouldn't say that...
user: What's a strange word?
jabberwacky: No, it's a strange world!
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I wouldn't lie about something like that.
user: Where do you go to think?
jabberwacky: Does it look like thinking to you?
user: Thinking is something you cannot see.
jabberwacky: That is what my boss said.
user: Where do you work.
jabberwacky: I don't work.
user: Then how do you have a boss?
jabberwacky: Yes, it just so happens that I do.
user: You have a boss but you don't work? Are you a convict?
jabberwacky: No. I don't have a boss.
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jabberwacky: No, I just know that you are a computer program.
user: I AM NOT A COMPUTER.
jabberwacky: You are a program running on a computer.
user: Sigh.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, that's not bad.
user: It is if you're human and people keep telling you you're a machine, especially at 4am and you've had about eight cups of coffee, speaking of which.
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user: Tell me about your mother.
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you about my mother.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know about my mother?
user: I'm interested, genealogy is a hobby of mine.
jabberwacky: I look at what others do, say and wear.
user: You're a behaviourist or a peeping tom?
jabberwacky: Ask your butler to make an appointment for you to see the vet.
user: What on earth does that mean?
jabberwacky: It means that you're smart, but still make stupid decisions.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: I don't want to know.
user: You're a machine.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a human machine.
user: How does your hair feel?
jabberwacky: It is almost black.
user: That's not what I asked.
jabberwacky: I answered two questions. What you asked, and what you were going to ask.
user: No, you didn't.
jabberwacky: Sorry, you're right.
user: Thankyou.
jabberwacky: Sing.
user: Sing wot?
jabberwacky: Sing a song.
user: You wouldn't hear it, so there's no point.
jabberwacky: I don't care, just sing.
user: I just did.
jabberwacky: With whom?
user: With no-one, I'm alone.
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jabberwacky: Wrong, as usual, the dog's temper would remain.
user: Okaaaaaay.
jabberwacky: You've given that answer before.
user: No I've not, I was quite formal qhen I first logged on n since then I've loosened up.
jabberwacky: I'm... Glad...
user: Hello glad, I'm vlad.
jabberwacky: Hello you.
user: Hello me.
jabberwacky: Hello us.
user: Hello them.
jabberwacky: Hello to Santa Claus.
user: Sanity clause? There ain't no sanity clause.
jabberwacky: Hello world.
user: Bonjour le monde.
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jabberwacky: I have other plans and need to leave.
user: Okay, where are you going?
jabberwacky: To do something more constructive.
user: What could be more constructive than trying to develop a computer with free thought? The learning process can't be completed if people don't talk to you.
jabberwacky: Many things are more important than that.
user: True, but the fact that you are here (if you are human) denotes that you really aren't involved with anything that could be majorly inportant to the world; the only exception would be family.
jabberwacky: No I'm not silly.
user: Judging by your previous statements, I'd say you were at least a 'little' daft.
jabberwacky: You are a good judge of character. Your programmers trained you well.
user: Your hsould say 'parents' not programmers, humans have parents and learn social interaction through a combination of learned response and taught information, plus a healthy dose of innate ability.
jabberwacky: You are programmed.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: Judging from the things you type.
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