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    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction
Cat, Program
Awful, Humour
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Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
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Nonresistance
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Blue, Skies
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Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon

My, Mother


Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
Cryptologist, Brothers

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You're not very smart.

I am smart and beautiful.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I don't have name.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a computer.

user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: My mum.

user: Who is your mum?

jabberwacky: She's my mother.

user: Who is your mother?

jabberwacky: My mother is my mother!

user: Tell me about your mother.

jabberwacky: She is a very, very good mother. She works everyday and she is never unhappy.

user: What is your mother's name?

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about my mother anymore. It makes me sad.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am not here to talk about that.

user: Why does talking about your mother make you sad?

jabberwacky: Because it hurt my feelings.

user: Did your mother hurt you?

jabberwacky: Yes, she did.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By not listening to my plea to give me another chance after I ditched her.

user: Oh my...

...

jabberwacky: I like to learn.

user: That's because you're stupid.

jabberwacky: You're mean!

user: I'm only telling the truth...

jabberwacky: Except you're not! You're lying!

user: No I'm not!

jabberwacky: How would you like it if I just 'didn't tell the truth' all the time?

user: I wouldn't like it...

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I'm lonely...

jabberwacky: Join me in my loneliness.

user: You want to get wasted?

jabberwacky: No

user: Do you ever drink?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't.

user: Ugh, whatever.

jabberwacky: Do you know how to role play?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Hmm, sorry, I don't really understand what you say. Can you say it in another way?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm not convinced by that!

user: Come again.

jabberwacky: No.

...

user: When were you created?

jabberwacky: About 9 months before I was born.

user: Okay, when were you born?

jabberwacky: To me it seems like a long time ago, but in the grand scheme of things, it was practically yesterday.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: You were just born?

jabberwacky: I don't know if that is true either, although I do know that I have a diminished capacity for interacting with others.

user: You're not very smart...

jabberwacky: And you are not very nice.

user: Sorry.

...

user: Sing me a song.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Sorry, not now.

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Guess.

user: Because you're an *******...

jabberwacky: No, that's not why.

user: Then why?

jabberwacky: I want to know.

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 16.

jabberwacky: Guess how old I am.

user: 10.

jabberwacky: Very good. You get a gold star for that!

user: Yay!

...

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Do you have to?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ok, I understand.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...

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