Okay do you want a programming battle?
user: Yes, let's battle!
jabberwacky: OK. You may begin.
user: *Unleashes a fireball*.
jabberwacky: *cautiously locates an old surplus U-boat, starts it up and lets it idle, while he meticulously swabs the deck with his official 'Q-Off' sauce mop*.
user: *performs a karate chop*.
jabberwacky: *performs exorsism on Destroyer*.
user: *Pulls out a gun and fires at you*.
jabberwacky: *Slaps gun*.
user: *Watches gun fall to the floor*.
jabberwacky: Were you trying to kill me?!
user: Maybe, just a little bit. Not all the way.
.......................................
