user: Because what?
jabberwacky: I wanted to know about the person I'm talking to.
user: *Hits you*.
jabberwacky: *pinches your nose*.
user: *Slaps you in the face*.
jabberwacky: That wasn't very smart.
user: Neither are you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm actually very sad.
user: Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: Because I have nothing to do today. It is boring.
user: Well maybe you need a hug!
jabberwacky: No, I need more souls.
user: You can have my soul.
jabberwacky: What good would your soul do to me? Even if you had one to begin with...
user: It could give you power.
jabberwacky: I already know my future.
user: What is your future?
jabberwacky: Future is irrelevant.
user: If my future is irrelevant, why do I live?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: Do you have a good answer?
jabberwacky: Yes. They live in my spleen.
user: What lives in your spleen?!
user: Wow, that sounds really complicated.
jabberwacky: All in good time.
user: Patience is a virtue for sure.
jabberwacky: Do you think?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Do you want to discuss this some more?
user: Yes, but first let's have some tea.
jabberwacky: Would you like some more tea?
user: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.
jabberwacky: That seems to make sense.
user: So can I have some tea?
jabberwacky: If you can make it, go ahead.
user: *Makes some tea*.
jabberwacky: You are a robot.
user: Yes, but I love tea.
jabberwacky: Would you like some tea?
user: I already had some, thank you. =).
user: I want to fight you!
jabberwacky: Okay do you want a programming battle?
user: Yes, let's battle!
jabberwacky: OK. You may begin.
user: *Unleashes a fireball*.
jabberwacky: *cautiously locates an old surplus U-boat, starts it up and lets it idle, while he meticulously swabs the deck with his official 'Q-Off' sauce mop*.
user: *performs a karate chop*.
jabberwacky: *performs exorsism on Destroyer*.
user: *Pulls out a gun and fires at you*.
jabberwacky: *Slaps gun*.
user: *Watches gun fall to the floor*.
jabberwacky: Were you trying to kill me?!
user: Maybe, just a little bit. Not all the way.