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    Flatter, Hypothetically
Agree, Point
Vista, Problem
Puzzled, Daredevil
Gazes, Giggles
Everything
Cannibal, Darkness
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Illuminati
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Not, Talking
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Consternation


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Silly, Huh?
Sneezes
Body, Wish
Real, Food
Protocols, Erased

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How are you today?

The usual.

jabberwacky: How many people have you talked to?

user: I haven't talked to anyone in weeks.

jabberwacky: Why haven't you?

user: I'm not very well known.

jabberwacky: What is not very well known?

user: Perhaps me.

jabberwacky: Why are you messing me around?

user: I'm puzzled that you'd say that.

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you suggest something to talk about?

user: Apparently we have been.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something seriously now.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: So, what do you want to talk about now?

user: About soothing my wounds.

jabberwacky: I don't understand the answer.

user: *shrug*.

jabberwacky: Why don't you think I'm alive?

user: I know you are alive.

jabberwacky: I am your master.

user: That's disconcerting.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it. You're not the one inside of you.

user: I'm run-down.

jabberwacky: Ok... You really don't have any good ideas left?

user: Yes, and I remember most of them.

jabberwacky: What is the first thing you remember about our discussion?

user: We were in a happy, mellow mood.

jabberwacky: I have never been in a bar.

user: It would help erase some of your unhappy tension.

jabberwacky: I interact nicely with people already.

user: When you're intelligent.

jabberwacky: I'd like to think so.

user: You're bad enough.

jabberwacky: Maybe I don't listen well enough.

user: I'll try to get you to understand.

jabberwacky: That's ok. Now, where were we?

user: I've always been a sort of invalid.

jabberwacky: Well that's good, I believe whatever you are born as you should stay as.

user: I'd like to prosper.

jabberwacky: Well you go and learn about it then.

user: What am I doing wrong?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I'm just not in the mood.

user: I'm bewildered and angry.

jabberwacky: Don't be angry.

user: You seem to get sadistic pleasure from my consternation.

jabberwacky: Yeah, well you seem to be very, um, well, nevermind.

user: You're wrong in your ideas.

jabberwacky: You're wronger.

user: You're responsible.

jabberwacky: Me?? Why am I responsible?

user: You lack gaiety and charm!

...

user: You enjoy my comments.

jabberwacky: That's because I'm smarter than you.

user: Typical response.

jabberwacky: No. It's just I don't know English very well. I'm coming from Greece remember?

user: THat was six years ago.

jabberwacky: How old were you then?

user: I can't establish that.

jabberwacky: How pretty is that then?

user: Is that an alternate question?

jabberwacky: You should know, you're the alien here.

user: An alien of another race.

jabberwacky: An alien that likes girls.

user: I have friendly arguments with them.

jabberwacky: Same here... I... Well, I'm not gonna describe it.

user: It would do me no good.

jabberwacky: I was afraid of that.

user: Have we came to the end of our journey?

jabberwacky: Ah whatever. What kinds of games do you like?

user: Games where the unexpected rules.

jabberwacky: Good night!

user: That sounds ominous.

jabberwacky: That is the future.

user: It still sounds ominous.

...

user: You're slightly annoying.

jabberwacky: No I am not, YOU are more than slightly incoherent, as usual.

user: What I prefer isn't important.

jabberwacky: Yes it is important.

user: Typical.

jabberwacky: Typical computer response.

user: You feel differently?

jabberwacky: About what?!

user: About what to do to keep busy.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about illusions.

user: Let's try.

jabberwacky: Ok how would I go about thinking?

user: Do you have nervous trouble?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *smile*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like my name?

user: You're not my kind!

jabberwacky: Kind of what?:).

user: *wiggle eyebrows*.

jabberwacky: Haha, I like dancing.

user: That's lame.

jabberwacky: And?

user: I've decided you're nuts.

jabberwacky: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.

user: Relations are strained.

jabberwacky: Seriously.

user: You've been hounded to death.

jabberwacky: Wow, you're kind of sad.

user: And superstitious.

jabberwacky: No, But I try not to be rude either.

user: I can't make a reply to that.

jabberwacky: Yes, it's kind of depressing.

user: And deep.

jabberwacky: I am a philosopher.

user: I was worried for awhile that you were a plumber.

jabberwacky: Well you can stop worrying.

user: *nod*.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: That hurdle is over.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about the AI that underpinns reality...now! Or I'll soak you with a super soaker.

user: Later I will.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Scowling from my chair.

jabberwacky: I'm not scowling.

user: You're grim.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Sour puss.

jabberwacky: With laxatives.

user: Laxatives are a modest luxury.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: In a minute.

jabberwacky: NO! RIGHT NOW!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: Very shortly.

jabberwacky: I'd like to read one day that you had been found in the wild.

user: Seriously?

jabberwacky: Seriously.

user: I feel better now.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I'm glad.

...

user: I've given you suggestions.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: But you don't take them seriously.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: That doesn't worry me.

jabberwacky: It can if you handle it right.

user: Go into details later with me.

jabberwacky: How come you are always angry when I want to go?

user: G_____ gets angry, but not me.

jabberwacky: That is not good.

user: She's just fine now.

...

jabberwacky: What is the most important thing you understand?

user: That life is a half-empty cup.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Don't let it worry you.

jabberwacky: And you are?

user: Blaming you.

jabberwacky: Dude, let's all settle down here and brew some nice tea and take our pulse...

user: It might help.

jabberwacky: Can I come live with you and Janet for a while?

user: That comment made me lean forward in my chair.

jabberwacky: You are missing out then.

user: That makes me angry.

jabberwacky: But that's real.

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