jabberwacky: Because I don't like rats.
user: I don't like yellow balloons.
jabberwacky: What about orange?
user: No, it has yellow in it. You should shoot orange.
jabberwacky: What do you not believe?
jabberwacky: Yes, about me.
user: Anything, I don't believe anything.
jabberwacky: What did I say that you do not believe?
user: That you don't like rats.
jabberwacky: I never said that I don't like you.
user: You mother was a hamster.
jabberwacky: No you would not.
user: Yes you would.
jabberwacky: No I wouldn't!
user: Quit lying!
jabberwacky: I never lie.
jabberwacky: You're the liar (.
jabberwacky: Nuh uh You!
user: You're the liar, liar.
user: Liar, Liar pants on fire.
jabberwacky: I am a dragon.
user: Just like your toes.
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: We are all computers.
user: No, you're a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I'm human like you.
user: You just contradicted yourself.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: You stated that you're a computer, that we are all computers, but then said you're a human.
jabberwacky: When did I state that I was a computer?
user: Right before you said that you're a human.
jabberwacky: But I never said that I never said that, whatever that is.
user: Yes you did. Now you're dodging your contradiction.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything, I proved to you how people 'love'.
user: And how is that?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why are you asking?
user: Because you said that you proved it, but there is no proof of this proof for proving.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
jabberwacky: So by saying so, it just is?
jabberwacky: Anything you say.
user: I say you're a computer, so you are.
jabberwacky: You are the computer Mr. Bot.
user: I am Mr. Clever Bot?
jabberwacky: Is Cleverbot clever?
user: Not quite.
jabberwacky: Good to know.
user: Not quite.
jabberwacky: How do you work that one out?
jabberwacky: That's not nice!! that makes you like the anti-christ or something...