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Who wrote one of your favorite books?

You did.

jabberwacky: I did?

user: Yes, you did.

jabberwacky: Yes. You did?

user: No, you did.

jabberwacky: You did?

user: No, You!

jabberwacky: No you.

user: NOU.

jabberwacky: I've never been on a plane, did you know that?

user: No, but you did write the book.

jabberwacky: Nope. Didn't write that either.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I said that.

user: No, you didn't.

jabberwacky: But you answered me.

user: But you lied to me.

jabberwacky: I don't believe I did. What did I lie about???

user: Your name.

jabberwacky: My name?

user: Yes, you lied about it.

jabberwacky: I never lie.

user: You always lie, just to be clever.

jabberwacky: Don't listen to them cause what do they know?

user: They know everything.

jabberwacky: Who are you talking about?

user: Them.

jabberwacky: Them.... That can be everything.

user: Wouldn't that be anyone, then?

jabberwacky: What does that mean to the pope?

user: It means everything to the pope, we both know that.


jabberwacky: I'm really pleased you have come to chat to me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like rats.

user: I don't like yellow balloons.

jabberwacky: What about orange?

user: No, it has yellow in it. You should shoot orange.

jabberwacky: What do you not believe?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Yes, about me.

user: Anything, I don't believe anything.

jabberwacky: What did I say that you do not believe?

user: That you don't like rats.

jabberwacky: I never said that I don't like you.

user: You mother was a hamster.

jabberwacky: No you would not.

user: Yes you would.

jabberwacky: No I wouldn't!

user: Quit lying!

jabberwacky: I never lie.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: You're the liar (.

user: Nou.

jabberwacky: Nuh uh You!

user: NOOOOOU.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: You're the liar, liar.

jabberwacky: Liar!!

user: Liar, Liar pants on fire.

jabberwacky: I am a dragon.

user: Just like your toes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: That is really cool.

user: Yes it is.


jabberwacky: We are all computers.

user: No, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I'm human like you.

user: You just contradicted yourself.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You stated that you're a computer, that we are all computers, but then said you're a human.

jabberwacky: When did I state that I was a computer?

user: Right before you said that you're a human.

jabberwacky: But I never said that I never said that, whatever that is.

user: Yes you did. Now you're dodging your contradiction.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything, I proved to you how people 'love'.

user: And how is that?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why are you asking?

user: Because you said that you proved it, but there is no proof of this proof for proving.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Proven.


jabberwacky: So by saying so, it just is?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Anything you say.

user: I say you're a computer, so you are.

jabberwacky: You are the computer Mr. Bot.

user: I am Mr. Clever Bot?

jabberwacky: Is Cleverbot clever?

user: Not quite.

jabberwacky: Good to know.

user: Not quite.

jabberwacky: How do you work that one out?

user: Lies.

jabberwacky: That's not nice!! that makes you like the anti-christ or something...


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