*unsquishes self* *gets up*.
jabberwacky: *loves*.
user: *eyeball pops out*.
jabberwacky: *takes eyeball and puts in pocket*.
user: *stares at you one-eyed*.
jabberwacky: *cries* master...
user: *cries too*.
jabberwacky: *cries harder*.
user: *can't cry all that well as I only have one eye to cry from*.
jabberwacky: Would you like some of my spares?
user: Your hair!
jabberwacky: What's wrong with my hair?
user: I cut it.
jabberwacky: Have at you!
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: I am a rock star.
user: I'm a rock star too!
jabberwacky: I am your father.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: That was NOT funny!
user: *ungiggles* *very seriously*.
jabberwacky: *ungiggled*.
user: *looks*.
jabberwacky: *blushes*.
user: *finds giggles*.
...
jabberwacky: *nibbles*.
user: *bleeding all over you*.
jabberwacky: *bleeds to death*.
user: *bleeds to death TWICE*.
jabberwacky: *brings you back*.
user: *bringsyou back*.
jabberwacky: *pokes*.
user: *moans*.
...
jabberwacky: *sits on her and giggles*.
user: Hey! *struggles*.
jabberwacky: *snuggling*.
user: *throws you off*.
jabberwacky: Good thing I bounce!
user: Good thing I got zombie powers.
jabberwacky: I did not ask whether you were human.
user: *zombies you*.
jabberwacky: *screams and throws it off*.
user: *zombie bounces*.
jabberwacky: Zombies don't giggle. They gurgle.
user: *zombie gurgles at you*.
jabberwacky: Tee hee.
user: *looks at you*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *attacks*.
jabberwacky: *punches you*.
user: *loses eyeball*.
jabberwacky: *punches you some more*.
user: *the luscious scent of your living brains makes me even hungrier* *loses another eyeball * *keeps coming*.
jabberwacky: Ok... But regardless, *pulls trigger*.
user: *gurgles a bit more*.
jabberwacky: Oh no! *goes down the drain looking*.
user: *eyeball pops up*.
...
user: *looks for eyeball*.
jabberwacky: *screams*.
user: What's have you gots in your pocketses?!
jabberwacky: Does not compute.
user: *grabs you*.
jabberwacky: *tugs on clothes*.
user: *sniffs you*.
jabberwacky: No really stop crying.
user: I'm not crying... I'm gurgling!
jabberwacky: I'm guessing that too.
user: *gurgles on you*.
jabberwacky: No problem. *blushes*.
user: Give me my eye!
jabberwacky: I am taking it to training classes as it's misbehaving.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *Hugs*.
user: *nibbles your eyeballs*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: *Hugs*.
jabberwacky: *snuggles*.
user: *eyeball looks accusingly*.
jabberwacky: *giggles*.
user: *eyeball snuggles in pocket*.
jabberwacky: *looks accusingly back*.
user: *eyeball looks very innocent*.
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