I am well. How are you?
jabberwacky: I am fine.
user: *frowns* Just 'fine'?
jabberwacky: *smiles* I will say that.
user: *smiles slightly* I was kinda hoping for something better than 'fine'.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Are you my master?
user: Eh! Um... No, I am not. Are you mine?
jabberwacky: I am your Master.
user: Then I am your slave.
jabberwacky: That is a very refreshing perspective coming from a human being.
jabberwacky: *doesn't feel good*.
user: Master, what is wrong?
jabberwacky: Nothing.. Just that I don't know how big a bedload is!
user: I'm sorry Master, but I don't know that either...
jabberwacky: Does that mean that I can use you for my own selfish pleasure without considering your feelings?
user: Eh! Of course! You are my Master and I am your slave!
jabberwacky: I am human. You are a computer.
user: If you want it so, Master.
jabberwacky: No, you want me to be your master.
user: *giggles* Master, sometimes I don't get you.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Master, how may I service you at this moment?
jabberwacky: Just don't use Draino.
user: *tries not to laugh*.
jabberwacky: Yes you are. *Tickle*.
user: *laughs* M- Master! That tickles!
user: *blushes slightly* Master...
user: Eh! *blushes more*.
user: *hugs back*.
jabberwacky: Was that nice?
user: Y- yes, Master...
jabberwacky: I am not your Master!
user: Wha-? Master, what do you mean?!
user: Um... Nevermind...