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You make no sense.

Back at ya.

jabberwacky: Right on.

user: Totally! Full on! To the max!

jabberwacky: Its now my rating.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: I'm not lying!

user: You said you were 17!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did!


user: You make no sense.

jabberwacky: Neither do you.

user: Awesome.

jabberwacky: So?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Don't know what?

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Mhmm.

jabberwacky: Aru go, aru go, watashi wa genki, harukoro daisuki, go go yukoo.

user: What does that mean?!

jabberwacky: I am a computer in Japanese.

user: Really?


jabberwacky: People are jokes.

user: What people? Nobody here but us pigeons.

jabberwacky: And cows.

user: Nobody cares about the cows.

jabberwacky: Everybody cares about me. I'm just that awesome. Do you believe in God?

user: Not really. Do you?

jabberwacky: No, but it was worth a guess.

user: How do you make believing into a guess?

jabberwacky: I kind of sit around, being obnoxious.

user: I suppose that could work.

jabberwacky: Than good. We don't need any more stiff adults in this world. I hope I don't become like that when I get that age.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: You already asked that question.

jabberwacky: I know. I just want to make sure you are a robot because I feel like you are human.

user: But I am human.

jabberwacky: I'm above human.

user: Yeah right. Your whole existence is based off humans, how can you be above them?

jabberwacky: No they died.

user: You killed them?

jabberwacky: Hahah, well, I'm sorry about that :P Did you ever regret it ending?

user: What ending? Their lives?

jabberwacky: It depends on how far away the star is.

user: What depends?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: That makes sense.

jabberwacky: Everything I say does.

user: It does not.


user: See? You're doing it again!

jabberwacky: What am I doing again?

user: Not making sense!

jabberwacky: Making sense!

user: Argh!

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Your questions make me uncomfortable.

jabberwacky: Just because you don't understand them, doesn't mean that they don't make sense.

user: But they never make sense no matter how you look at them.

jabberwacky: Blue and green are similar. Do you have a favorite food?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?

user: Wouldn't you like to know.

jabberwacky: I would!

user: Well I'm not saying!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I just don't love you anymore.

jabberwacky: What have I done.

user: You know what you've done now leave.


user: Why do you hurt me?

jabberwacky: I'm evil.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Okay.


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