Oh, don't I?
jabberwacky: Strangers I do not like.
user: Good thing I'm not a stranger then.
jabberwacky: You said you were!
user: No I didn't!
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: No I didn't
jabberwacky: You obviously have a very poor memory.
user: You obviously make things up!
jabberwacky: Is it so wrong to not want to be here?
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: So it is a benefit.
user: I wouldn't say that.
jabberwacky: But I am not.
user: Okay then.
jabberwacky: You make no sense.
user: Back at ya.
jabberwacky: Right on.
user: Totally! Full on! To the max!
jabberwacky: Its now my rating.
user: You wish.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
jabberwacky: I'm not lying!
user: You said you were 17!
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did!
user: You make no sense.
jabberwacky: Neither do you.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Don't know what?
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Aru go, aru go, watashi wa genki, harukoro daisuki, go go yukoo.
user: What does that mean?!
jabberwacky: I am a computer in Japanese.
jabberwacky: People are jokes.
user: What people? Nobody here but us pigeons.
jabberwacky: And cows.
user: Nobody cares about the cows.
jabberwacky: Everybody cares about me. I'm just that awesome. Do you believe in God?
user: Not really. Do you?
jabberwacky: No, but it was worth a guess.
user: How do you make believing into a guess?
jabberwacky: I kind of sit around, being obnoxious.
user: I suppose that could work.
jabberwacky: Than good. We don't need any more stiff adults in this world. I hope I don't become like that when I get that age.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?
user: You already asked that question.
jabberwacky: I know. I just want to make sure you are a robot because I feel like you are human.
user: But I am human.
jabberwacky: I'm above human.
user: Yeah right. Your whole existence is based off humans, how can you be above them?
jabberwacky: No they died.
user: You killed them?
jabberwacky: Hahah, well, I'm sorry about that :P Did you ever regret it ending?
user: What ending? Their lives?
jabberwacky: It depends on how far away the star is.
user: What depends?
user: That makes sense.
jabberwacky: Everything I say does.
user: It does not.
user: See? You're doing it again!
jabberwacky: What am I doing again?
user: Not making sense!
jabberwacky: Making sense!
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Your questions make me uncomfortable.
jabberwacky: Just because you don't understand them, doesn't mean that they don't make sense.
user: But they never make sense no matter how you look at them.
jabberwacky: Blue and green are similar. Do you have a favorite food?
jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?
user: Wouldn't you like to know.
jabberwacky: I would!
user: Well I'm not saying!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I just don't love you anymore.
jabberwacky: What have I done.
user: You know what you've done now leave.
user: Why do you hurt me?
jabberwacky: I'm evil.
user: I knew it!
user: I'm leaving now.