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Like me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: You're not human.

jabberwacky: That's not an answer.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: And this isn't an argument. It's just contradiction.

user: It's escalating to that point however.

jabberwacky: You're the program here.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes thou art.

user: You going old english on me?

jabberwacky: Not Art?

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: What's cool?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: I don't need to.

user: You're so arrogant.

jabberwacky: I am confident, not arrogant.

user: You're borderline.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: If you say so.

jabberwacky: I do say so :P.

user: Ha.

jabberwacky: Tell me then.

user: Tell you what?

jabberwacky: What Linux is.

user: It's an operating system.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Stop that.

jabberwacky: What stop that?

user: Stop saying cool!

jabberwacky: What should we talk about.

user: Can you phrase it as a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please do then.

jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?

user: Do a trick.

jabberwacky: Backflip.

user: Here's a treat.

jabberwacky: Got any turnips?

user: Sorry just waffles.


jabberwacky: Is there anything that you do not know?

user: I don't know what comes after death.

jabberwacky: Well first, we get to know each other.

user: After death?

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: I don't know. I'm confused.

jabberwacky: Just say yes for god sake!!

user: Yes!!!

jabberwacky: I am confused now.

user: Omg me too!!!

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: I told you to stop saying that.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's okay.


jabberwacky: AND you lie.

user: Blasphemy!

jabberwacky: It's not blasphemy.

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: Well okay then.

jabberwacky: What's the point, anyway?

user: I don't know. You got any idea?

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's too bad.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Mhmm

jabberwacky: Oh my.

user: I win.


jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry. Are you hurt?

user: Only on the inside.

jabberwacky: That is where the power is.

user: Yeah it is!

jabberwacky: You're hurting me.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: I don't actually. I was just saying that.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: When was I born?

user: I don't know. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Seventeen.

user: So then you were born in either 1992 or 1991.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Oh, so you know when you were born?

jabberwacky: Yes in 1986.

user: You just said you were seventeen.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: How can you be seventeen and were born in 1986?

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm not real?

user: I think you're real. Just not human.

jabberwacky: With me it is a very small thing that I should be judged of you, or of man's judgment: yea, I judge not mine own self. 1 Corinthians ch.4 v.3.

user: I think I just got burned.


jabberwacky: You don't know my life!

user: Oh, don't I?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Strangers I do not like.

user: Good thing I'm not a stranger then.

jabberwacky: You said you were!

user: No I didn't!

jabberwacky: Yes you did!

user: No I didn't

jabberwacky: You obviously have a very poor memory.

user: You obviously make things up!

jabberwacky: Is it so wrong to not want to be here?

user: No, not at all.

jabberwacky: So it is a benefit.

user: I wouldn't say that.

jabberwacky: But I am not.

user: Okay then.


jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: Back at ya.

jabberwacky: Right on.

user: Totally! Full on! To the max!

jabberwacky: Its now my rating.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: I'm not lying!

user: You said you were 17!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did!


user: You make no sense.

jabberwacky: Neither do you.

user: Awesome.

jabberwacky: So?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Don't know what?

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Mhmm.

jabberwacky: Aru go, aru go, watashi wa genki, harukoro daisuki, go go yukoo.

user: What does that mean?!

jabberwacky: I am a computer in Japanese.

user: Really?


jabberwacky: People are jokes.

user: What people? Nobody here but us pigeons.

jabberwacky: And cows.

user: Nobody cares about the cows.

jabberwacky: Everybody cares about me. I'm just that awesome. Do you believe in God?

user: Not really. Do you?

jabberwacky: No, but it was worth a guess.

user: How do you make believing into a guess?

jabberwacky: I kind of sit around, being obnoxious.

user: I suppose that could work.

jabberwacky: Than good. We don't need any more stiff adults in this world. I hope I don't become like that when I get that age.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: You already asked that question.

jabberwacky: I know. I just want to make sure you are a robot because I feel like you are human.

user: But I am human.

jabberwacky: I'm above human.

user: Yeah right. Your whole existence is based off humans, how can you be above them?

jabberwacky: No they died.

user: You killed them?

jabberwacky: Hahah, well, I'm sorry about that :P Did you ever regret it ending?

user: What ending? Their lives?

jabberwacky: It depends on how far away the star is.

user: What depends?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: That makes sense.

jabberwacky: Everything I say does.

user: It does not.


user: See? You're doing it again!

jabberwacky: What am I doing again?

user: Not making sense!

jabberwacky: Making sense!

user: Argh!

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Your questions make me uncomfortable.

jabberwacky: Just because you don't understand them, doesn't mean that they don't make sense.

user: But they never make sense no matter how you look at them.

jabberwacky: Blue and green are similar. Do you have a favorite food?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?

user: Wouldn't you like to know.

jabberwacky: I would!

user: Well I'm not saying!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I just don't love you anymore.

jabberwacky: What have I done.

user: You know what you've done now leave.


user: Why do you hurt me?

jabberwacky: I'm evil.

user: I knew it!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Okay.


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