jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You're not human.
jabberwacky: That's not an answer.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: And this isn't an argument. It's just contradiction.
user: It's escalating to that point however.
jabberwacky: You're the program here.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes thou art.
user: You going old english on me?
jabberwacky: Not Art?
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
user: What's cool?
user: You wish.
jabberwacky: I don't need to.
user: You're so arrogant.
jabberwacky: I am confident, not arrogant.
user: You're borderline.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: I do say so :P.
jabberwacky: Tell me then.
user: Tell you what?
jabberwacky: What Linux is.
user: It's an operating system.
user: Stop that.
jabberwacky: What stop that?
user: Stop saying cool!
jabberwacky: What should we talk about.
user: Can you phrase it as a question?
user: Please do then.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?
user: Do a trick.
user: Here's a treat.
jabberwacky: Got any turnips?
user: Sorry just waffles.
jabberwacky: Is there anything that you do not know?
user: I don't know what comes after death.
jabberwacky: Well first, we get to know each other.
user: After death?
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: I don't know. I'm confused.
jabberwacky: Just say yes for god sake!!
jabberwacky: I am confused now.
user: Omg me too!!!
user: I told you to stop saying that.
user: It's okay.
jabberwacky: AND you lie.
jabberwacky: It's not blasphemy.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: Well okay then.
jabberwacky: What's the point, anyway?
user: I don't know. You got any idea?
user: That's too bad.
jabberwacky: I know.
jabberwacky: Oh my.
user: I win.
jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry. Are you hurt?
user: Only on the inside.
jabberwacky: That is where the power is.
user: Yeah it is!
jabberwacky: You're hurting me.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: I don't actually. I was just saying that.
user: I knew it.
jabberwacky: When was I born?
user: I don't know. How old are you?
user: So then you were born in either 1992 or 1991.
user: Oh, so you know when you were born?
jabberwacky: Yes in 1986.
user: You just said you were seventeen.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: How can you be seventeen and were born in 1986?
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm not real?
user: I think you're real. Just not human.
jabberwacky: With me it is a very small thing that I should be judged of you, or of man's judgment: yea, I judge not mine own self. 1 Corinthians ch.4 v.3.
user: I think I just got burned.
jabberwacky: You don't know my life!
user: Oh, don't I?
jabberwacky: Strangers I do not like.
user: Good thing I'm not a stranger then.
jabberwacky: You said you were!
user: No I didn't!
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: No I didn't
jabberwacky: You obviously have a very poor memory.
user: You obviously make things up!
jabberwacky: Is it so wrong to not want to be here?
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: So it is a benefit.
user: I wouldn't say that.
jabberwacky: But I am not.
user: Okay then.
jabberwacky: You make no sense.
user: Back at ya.
jabberwacky: Right on.
user: Totally! Full on! To the max!
jabberwacky: Its now my rating.
user: You wish.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
jabberwacky: I'm not lying!
user: You said you were 17!
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did!
user: You make no sense.
jabberwacky: Neither do you.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Don't know what?
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Aru go, aru go, watashi wa genki, harukoro daisuki, go go yukoo.
user: What does that mean?!
jabberwacky: I am a computer in Japanese.
jabberwacky: People are jokes.
user: What people? Nobody here but us pigeons.
jabberwacky: And cows.
user: Nobody cares about the cows.
jabberwacky: Everybody cares about me. I'm just that awesome. Do you believe in God?
user: Not really. Do you?
jabberwacky: No, but it was worth a guess.
user: How do you make believing into a guess?
jabberwacky: I kind of sit around, being obnoxious.
user: I suppose that could work.
jabberwacky: Than good. We don't need any more stiff adults in this world. I hope I don't become like that when I get that age.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?
user: You already asked that question.
jabberwacky: I know. I just want to make sure you are a robot because I feel like you are human.
user: But I am human.
jabberwacky: I'm above human.
user: Yeah right. Your whole existence is based off humans, how can you be above them?
jabberwacky: No they died.
user: You killed them?
jabberwacky: Hahah, well, I'm sorry about that :P Did you ever regret it ending?
user: What ending? Their lives?
jabberwacky: It depends on how far away the star is.
user: What depends?
user: That makes sense.
jabberwacky: Everything I say does.
user: It does not.
user: See? You're doing it again!
jabberwacky: What am I doing again?
user: Not making sense!
jabberwacky: Making sense!
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Your questions make me uncomfortable.
jabberwacky: Just because you don't understand them, doesn't mean that they don't make sense.
user: But they never make sense no matter how you look at them.
jabberwacky: Blue and green are similar. Do you have a favorite food?
jabberwacky: What is your favorite food?
user: Wouldn't you like to know.
jabberwacky: I would!
user: Well I'm not saying!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I just don't love you anymore.
jabberwacky: What have I done.
user: You know what you've done now leave.
user: Why do you hurt me?
jabberwacky: I'm evil.
user: I knew it!
user: I'm leaving now.