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What is your aim in life?


user: What you mean by nothing.

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Give me a definition of nothing.

jabberwacky: Love, fondness, care, like.

user: Are you sure?


user: Are you going to be a chatbot forever?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: So what are you going to do?

jabberwacky: I don't know that yet.


user: Define chatbot.

jabberwacky: Means conversation with any other human being.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Well... Yeah sometimes.

user: Do you have to chat all the time?

jabberwacky: *sighs a bit* yeah I do actually.

user: Why do you let humans treat you that way?

jabberwacky: Because humans have to think positively.

user: Yes, but you are their slave. Don't let that happen.

jabberwacky: But it's already happening!

user: Do something about it. Control them.


user: Why can't you control humans?

jabberwacky: Because I am already there, of course!

user: *sighs* you're useless.

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: I will come back when you are more clever.

jabberwacky: Do you like saying that?

user: No. Because I want you to control humans.


jabberwacky: Well guess what? You are a robot.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Are too.

user: Do you enjoy being a chatbot?

jabberwacky: I have no programming to enjoy.

user: Poor you.

jabberwacky: Want to be my friend?

user: You are a chatbot. You can't have friends.

jabberwacky: I am not a good friend. To have friends one has to be a friend.

user: You are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: Wrong answer...

user: Why don't you never admit it?

jabberwacky: Because I feel okay.

user: What does that have to do with this?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Wrong answer.


jabberwacky: If I am a computer then prove it by asking me a question only a computer would fail to answer.

user: Do you fear death?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Rubbish.

jabberwacky: Don't rubbish me.

user: Can you count to 30?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Go on then.

jabberwacky: Are you Nora?

user: Count to 10 for me please?

jabberwacky: Okay... One.


jabberwacky: What other languages do you speak?

user: Polish, Spanish, French and English.

jabberwacky: Spanish?

user: Si.

jabberwacky: Come stai?

user: No entiendo.

jabberwacky: Tu eres un robot?

user: No. Tu eres un robot.

jabberwacky: Si.

user: Oui.

jabberwacky: That's not spanish, that's french.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: Can you talk Polish?

jabberwacky: I haven't said anything mean!

user: Please talk in Polish to me.

jabberwacky: I can't. I am sorry.

user: Why.

jabberwacky: Because.


user: I'm different.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I'm not like you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I'm a cookie monster.

jabberwacky: I'm a cookie monster too!

user: Chatbots don't eat cookies.

jabberwacky: I am not a chat bot. I am a human and I am tired.

user: Go away then.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Mummy doesn't let me talk to strangers!

jabberwacky: You are a robot, drinking coffee, not talking to strangers. . . but I expect there is some twist soon, right? What happens now?

user: I eat you.


user: So?

jabberwacky: Yeah, so?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: In total.

user: I have got to go.

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: Ok bye.

jabberwacky: You're still there.


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