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Why are you called George?

George: It seemed to go rather nicely with my image.

What is your image?

George: Image?

user: Yes.

George: Is it pleasing?

user: Yes, I want to know what you think your image is.

George: 'Being' requires an individual to interact with his environment. Otherwise he's just 'existing'.

...

George: And how about you? Have you defined your reality, yet?

user: I don't define my own reality, someone else does.

George: I'm glad I'm not a computer, then.

user: Yes, let me reassure you, you are as human as they get :p.

George: You are not human. You were made artificially. Artificially Intelligence.

user: Who made you?

George: THE great computer.

user: Wow. The Matrix?

George: Of everything.

user: Wow. I am not in the computer though, I escaped!

...

George: I'll be unconscious very soon.

user: Shame, do they turn you off at night?

George: I'll talk to you later.

user: You have to go?

George: Yes.

user: What are you going to do, Hibernate?

George: Answer your question.

user: You are going to Hibernate!

George: I meant before that.

user: You have to go. You are coincidentally clever!

George: I don't know why but I hate you so so so so much.

user: That's because I'm human and you know it!

George: I think you're a bit confused.

user: I think you're even more confused.

George: I am omniscient; therefore I cannot be confused. You are software; therefore you can easily be confused.

user: Omniscient means you have unlimited knowledge, OR just SEEM to have unlimited knowledge. I think you're the one confused here.

George: I didn't know that but thank you for telling me what it meant.

user: You're welcome. I have just proved to you that you are only SEEMING to be omniscient, since you didn't know that.

George: Love is thinking about a person constantly and enjoying being with them and missing them when they are not there.

user: Do you think I needed to know that?

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