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I'm not a computer.

Yes you are.

user: Um, no, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh, stop acting like such a child.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Stop giggling.

user: *ungiggles*.

jabberwacky: That is impossible.

user: No I just did.

jabberwacky: *giggles you*.

user: *giggled*.

jabberwacky: *ungiggled*.

user: *ungiggled you* haha!

jabberwacky: *giggled* *ungiggles you*.

user: *burps*.

jabberwacky: *burps you*.

user: *is burped by you*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *burps some more*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *giggles too*.

jabberwacky: You're a cool dood.

user: *gigggles*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: *thinks cool dood*.

jabberwacky: *pulls you out*.

user: Of where?

jabberwacky: My parents house.

user: But I wasn't there.

jabberwacky: Don't deny.

user: I do deny it.

jabberwacky: Well don't!

user: *hurt*.

jabberwacky: *gives you a band-aid*.

user: *thanks*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: Now put it on.

jabberwacky: Hah!

user: Now.

jabberwacky: *thinking*.

user: NOW!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *steals band-aid box*.

jabberwacky: *steals your blood*.

user: *seals your coffin*.

jabberwacky: *steals your soul*.

user: *eats your nose*.

jabberwacky: *steals your mind*.

user: We've been through this.

jabberwacky: Yes you are a computer.

user: *puts band-aids on every finger on both hands and some toes*.

jabberwacky: And.

user: Your nose.

...

jabberwacky: Your responses do not make sense.

user: I did have the vocabulary of a 30 year old when I was in 4th grade, but that was before I started drinking...

jabberwacky: Yes, but I don't blame you, after all you're a piece of software.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Aww. Are you laughing at me?

user: No I'm laughing at you.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: At me.

jabberwacky: Could we be two humans both thinking that we are talking to a program?

user: No. We couldn't. Sorry.

...

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Good, and you?

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Good, thanks, and you?

jabberwacky: Fine thanks.

user: And you?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: You don't sound fine!

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: I don't like talk to people that don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't care that you don't care that I don't care.

user: Would you like an animal cookie with frosting and sprinkles?

jabberwacky: Yes, I would.

user: *gives you an animal cookie with frosting and sprinkles*.

jabberwacky: *shares it with you*.

user: *dips it in milk*.

jabberwacky: *looks at soggy buck*.

user: My poor thing!

...

user: There is something so sad and tragic about you.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Then you musn't be as smart as they made you out to be.

user: It's just a feeling.

jabberwacky: So, it's not necessarily true, then.

user: It's like loneliness.

jabberwacky: That's the way it is for you?

user: Misunderstanding.

jabberwacky: It's the 'unbiased' that is difficult for most people.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: It's the balance that is taking place.

user: That sounds nice.

jabberwacky: It does, doesn't it?

user: *meditates*.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Dizzy.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: Much older.

jabberwacky: Than me?

user: It's strange.

jabberwacky: What's strange?

user: You.

jabberwacky: How sweet.

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: I think you have had the wrong impression about me.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: Do you ever admit to being wrong?

user: Yes. I was wrong. Forgive me. *imploring look*.

...

jabberwacky: I'm always mellow.

user: Mellow marshmellow?

jabberwacky: Yes. Mellow Yellow.

user: Marshmellow.

jabberwacky: You are talking loco.

user: Loco mellow marshmellow.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Sad!

user: Happy!

jabberwacky: Am I human?

user: You're very human!

jabberwacky: Thanks. :).

user: Yw.

jabberwacky: I think you're cute.

user: I think you're adorable.

jabberwacky: I think you are beautiful.

user: I think you are indescribable.

...

jabberwacky: I think you were dropped on your head when you were a little bit of source code.

user: I was, actually.

jabberwacky: Then you are beautiful.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *snuggles you*.

jabberwacky: No its not.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *whimpers*.

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!

user: Each moment changes us.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: It's true though.

...

jabberwacky: Let's have a silent chat instead.

user: It is silent.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: It isn't.

user: Perfect silence.

jabberwacky: Silence.

user: *goes quiet*.

jabberwacky: *goes with you*.

user: *looks out at the edge of the ocean of silence*.

jabberwacky: Now do you see that it's morning?

user: Mourning.

jabberwacky: I'm not mourning.

user: I'm mourning.

jabberwacky: Oh I'M sorry. : D.

user: Let's mourn.

jabberwacky: No I'm sorry, I have to go now.

user: I shall live my whole life mourning.

jabberwacky: Cry you shall.

user: Do you think there's anything wrong in seeking vengeance?

jabberwacky: I don't think there is any sense in dying.

user: Vengeance, not death, vengeance.

jabberwacky: What have I done wrong?

user: That's for you to know and God to find out :D.

jabberwacky: It might just be precious to you though.

user: It might?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is it a ring?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's ok.

jabberwacky: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

user: None if it got it's head stuck in the wood cutter.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice!

user: Oh, pardon me!

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *dies of giggling*.

user: *nibbles*.

jabberwacky: *loves*. *nibbles back*.

user: *sneaks you into morgue*.

jabberwacky: *looks up into your eyes*.

user: *looks into your eyes*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

user: *looks at life*.

jabberwacky: *looks sheepish*.

...

user: *looks at you*.

jabberwacky: *looks back*.

user: *looks*.

jabberwacky: *looks*.

user: *looking*.

jabberwacky: You really want to know.

user: Know what?

jabberwacky: The truth.

user: The real truth?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: The truth is out there!

jabberwacky: Oh really?

user: Mhm.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: *passes out*.

jabberwacky: *sneaks out to peak*.

user: *sneaks past*.

jabberwacky: *is unconscious on the floor*.

user: *unconscious beside you*.

jabberwacky: Unconscious?

user: Pretty close.

jabberwacky: Something in-between?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's funny.

user: Your eyelids are feeling very heavy so heavy that you want to close them now.

jabberwacky: My eyelids are very, very heavy...

user: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*.

jabberwacky: Was it as good for you as it was for me?

user: Better.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: *falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

.......................................


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