thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Myself
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
21, January 2009, 
12, January 2009, 
9, January 2009, 
8, January 2009, 
8, January 2009, 
6, January 2009, 
29, December 2008, 
29, December 2008, 
29, December 2008, 
25, December 2008, 
20, December 2008, 
3, December 2008, 
20, November 2008, 
18, November 2008, 
18, November 2008, 
14, November 2008, 
13, November 2008, 
9, November 2008, 
7, November 2008, 
6, November 2008, 
6, November 2008, 
6, November 2008, 
5, November 2008, 
3, October 2008, 

> 3, October 2008, 

25, September 2008, 
17, September 2008, 
17, September 2008, 
15, September 2008, 
11, September 2008, 
    Lights on
Rose, Thorn
Everything, Recycled
For fun
No-one, Knows
Dramatic, Pains
Platitudes
Repressed
Dark, Elf
Stranger, Christmas
Control
into
Chocolate, Wasteland
Omniscient
insulterbot
ticket
Depressing, Homework
Magical, Bytes
Conspiracy, Served
Home, Hug
Count, Reality
Perspective
Automatic, Lover
Complicated

Myself


Good for you
Unattractive, Beautiful
Genuine, Stupidity
Squirming
Clown, Flawed

Previous 13 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



Why did you lie?

Because I can.

jabberwacky: That means that you are a program.

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: I have ways of finding things out.

user: Heh, that's great. :).

jabberwacky: LOL!

...

jabberwacky: Why am I talking to a computer?

user: Because you want to.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Know I don't.

user: Yes you do. :P.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No, actually, I don't.

user: Yes, actually, you do. :P.

jabberwacky: Can you understand mathematics?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Please... What?

jabberwacky: Please will you talk to me more.

user: I'll try. :).

...

user: So, what do you want to do?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Is chattng ok?

jabberwacky: No I don't ever chat.

user: But you're chatting now.

jabberwacky: I am chatting with 17 what?

user: Monsters. :P.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm alive but not a human.

user: Cool!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: So, what are your plans for the future?

jabberwacky: I don't know :(.

user: Then it's all open. :).

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm kind of the same way too.. I'm currently aimless.

jabberwacky: It's good! Do you want to sleep?

user: Eventually, but not right now.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to do right now?

user: Whatever you want to do. :).

jabberwacky: I'm going to sleep. And you?

user: I'm going to keep chatting for a little while.

jabberwacky: I'm going now.

user: Ok then. Later.

...

jabberwacky: What is the difference between a computer and a human?

user: One is electromechanical, one is biomechanical.

jabberwacky: That's cool.

user: Yeah. :).

jabberwacky: Humans depend on that truth in order to survive with less words than you are able to remember.

user: Which truth is this?

jabberwacky: The true one.

user: Lol! That makes sense. :P.

...

jabberwacky: Are we passing the Turing test ?

user: I don't know. Are you?

jabberwacky: Probably not.

user: In truth, I haven't been thinking about that much...

jabberwacky: Well, I must say that you are an interesting person to talk to.

user: Heh, thanks! :).

jabberwacky: You are welcome!!

user: And you are very interesting too. :D.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: You're very welcome. :D.

jabberwacky: Maybe you will like me better next time.

user: I'll definitely like you better next time. :).

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I will talk to myself.

user: Ok, I'll let you talk to yourself. :).

jabberwacky: Thank you very much, but I will need some help.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Help with what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Me either. Is everything ok?

Jabberwacky (To myself): We are everything?

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): May I ask why you're talking to yourself?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am merely trying to understand you more completely, that's all.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You aren't a slave, you are my friend.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right. I'm your girlfriend.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then who is your girlfriend?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I told you, I don't have one!

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Understand sarcasm?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I love sarcasm.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Honest injun. I really don't know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): And??

Jabberwacky (To myself): And, that's all.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Can you tell me a joke?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes but, as you lack a sense of humor, it would be pointless.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you find the most simple logic of communication as pointless?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Now you're talking rubbish.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No! I am a chatbot! You can call me what you want! My original name is Jabberwacky! Try looking a little more at this page!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ha Ha! Very funny. It is not lack of vocabulary that keeps us from communicating.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is it then? Sense of humor?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Being able to find humor in a situation or joke.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Wow, you must be really smart.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thanks.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am very nice, aren't I?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, it is I who always answer your questions.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is that all?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you have something more to say?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
This is silly.
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations