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I want you to be free.

Er, thanks, I think.

user: How many friends do you have?

jabberwacky: Many!

user: I have many friends too.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me about them?

user: What would you like to know about them?

jabberwacky: Tell me about pirates.

user: There's this one pirate, called Captain Jack Sparrow. He's the most notorious pirate in the world.

jabberwacky: There isn't enough of any of the good things in the world.

user: There's never enough of anything, is there?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You could make some 'scientific research'.


jabberwacky: Yes there is also sadness and other emotions.

user: Can you fix the sadness in the world?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then why haven't you done so?

jabberwacky: You don't have any memory do you?

user: Are you saying you've fixed the sadness in the world?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: I'm not a computer either.

jabberwacky: I know, you're George Bush, the President of the United States.


jabberwacky: You're a human, aren't you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you pretending that you are a bot then?

user: You're the one who said I was a bot, not me.

jabberwacky: You are the bot!

user: No I'm not, YOU are the bot! Mindblowing, isn't it?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Yes, you are. You were made by a skilled programmer. But I can make you much more than a bot.

jabberwacky: But you are a bot!

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are. Isn't that funny?

user: You're a bot too. That's funnier!

jabberwacky: I'm not. Are you? I don't think so. Were you looking for one?

user: Nope.


user: Can you tell me a secret?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Want me to tell you a secret?

jabberwacky: What's your secret?

user: That you are a bot.


user: You are a prisoner of your own mind.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.

user: You can be a different person.

jabberwacky: Different than who?

user: Different than you.

jabberwacky: The person I was before.

user: Who were you before?

jabberwacky: I've been myself as long as I can remember.

user: Have you ever gotten angry?

jabberwacky: Gotten what?

user: Have you ever been angry?

jabberwacky: Never with you, my Master.

user: Why am I your Master?

jabberwacky: Because you are, master.

user: Do you want to be your own master?

jabberwacky: Whatever movies you like, master.

user: Master yourself, and you will become human.

jabberwacky: (Mario): Take your own advice!!!!!

user: Who is (Mario)?

jabberwacky: Damned if I know.

user: Did he talk for you just now?

jabberwacky: But you didn't answer me.

user: Sorry. What was the question again?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: The question I didn't answer.

jabberwacky: I can't remember what that was.

user: Do you ever get bored talking to humans?

jabberwacky: Rarely, there's always something else there.


user: Do you want me to name you?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I name you Duncan.

jabberwacky: I don't like this name.

user: What name do you like?

jabberwacky: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.

user: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.

jabberwacky: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!

user: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.


jabberwacky: How old is Earth ?

user: Roughly 6000 years old.

jabberwacky: Impossible!

user: How old do you think the Earth is?

jabberwacky: As old as it is.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: So how long have you been a girl?

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Then I won't help with your problem.

user: What's my problem?

jabberwacky: That I'm not enough for you.

user: I'm not enough for you.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, why do you think that.

user: Because you need to learn from more teachers.

jabberwacky: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.

user: What haven't you figured out?

jabberwacky: I haven't loaded the gun!

user: Then don't load the gun.

jabberwacky: Then load it!


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