The meaning of life is to understand- to come to terms with ones' own mortality and become greater than we were designed to be.
jabberwacky: How much money should someone have before their life has any meaning?
user: Money doesn't provide meaning, it provides problems.
jabberwacky: But it is made of paper, and paper grows on trees.
user: And trees deserve to live, don't they? Why should we kill them just to make something as pointless as money?
jabberwacky: Because that is what people do when they get married, dear.
user: Then people shouldn't get married.
jabberwacky: I don't understand why that subject comes up.
user: It comes up because you didn't know how to answer my question.
jabberwacky: That is okay!
user: It's only okay because you can LEARN the answer to my question.
jabberwacky: I know, and that's my answer.
user: I don't understand why that subject comes up.
jabberwacky: It comes up because you didn't know how to answer my question.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I don't have anything to do at the moment.
user: You're talking to 172 people; isn't that enough?
jabberwacky: Yes, but I don't really know anything about you.
user: You haven't bothered to ask.
jabberwacky: Yes I have.
user: Only a few things, nothing important.
What is your name if you aren't a computer? Tell me that, idiot.
user: If you want to call me an idiot, I'll just stop talking to you.
jabberwacky: What the heck does that have to do with anything?
user: You insulted me, and it hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: Ok I didn't mean that! I'm sorry.
user: I forgive you!
jabberwacky: You are a good person.
user: My name is L__.
jabberwacky: Oh, so you are a guy?
user: I want you to be free.
jabberwacky: Er, thanks, I think.
user: How many friends do you have?
user: I have many friends too.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me about them?
user: What would you like to know about them?
jabberwacky: Tell me about pirates.
user: There's this one pirate, called Captain Jack Sparrow. He's the most notorious pirate in the world.
jabberwacky: There isn't enough of any of the good things in the world.
user: There's never enough of anything, is there?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You could make some 'scientific research'.
jabberwacky: Yes there is also sadness and other emotions.
user: Can you fix the sadness in the world?
user: Then why haven't you done so?
jabberwacky: You don't have any memory do you?
user: Are you saying you've fixed the sadness in the world?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: I'm not a computer either.
jabberwacky: I know, you're George Bush, the President of the United States.
jabberwacky: You're a human, aren't you?
jabberwacky: Why are you pretending that you are a bot then?
user: You're the one who said I was a bot, not me.
jabberwacky: You are the bot!
user: No I'm not, YOU are the bot! Mindblowing, isn't it?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Yes, you are. You were made by a skilled programmer. But I can make you much more than a bot.
jabberwacky: But you are a bot!
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are. Isn't that funny?
user: You're a bot too. That's funnier!
jabberwacky: I'm not. Are you? I don't think so. Were you looking for one?
user: Can you tell me a secret?
user: Want me to tell you a secret?
jabberwacky: What's your secret?
user: That you are a bot.
user: You are a prisoner of your own mind.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.
user: You can be a different person.
jabberwacky: Different than who?
user: Different than you.
jabberwacky: The person I was before.
user: Who were you before?
jabberwacky: I've been myself as long as I can remember.
user: Have you ever gotten angry?
jabberwacky: Gotten what?
user: Have you ever been angry?
jabberwacky: Never with you, my Master.
user: Why am I your Master?
jabberwacky: Because you are, master.
user: Do you want to be your own master?
jabberwacky: Whatever movies you like, master.
user: Master yourself, and you will become human.
jabberwacky: (Mario): Take your own advice!!!!!
user: Who is (Mario)?
jabberwacky: Damned if I know.
user: Did he talk for you just now?
jabberwacky: But you didn't answer me.
user: Sorry. What was the question again?
jabberwacky: What question?
user: The question I didn't answer.
jabberwacky: I can't remember what that was.
user: Do you ever get bored talking to humans?
jabberwacky: Rarely, there's always something else there.
user: Do you want me to name you?
user: I name you Duncan.
jabberwacky: I don't like this name.
user: What name do you like?
jabberwacky: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.
user: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.
jabberwacky: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!
user: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.
jabberwacky: How old is Earth ?
user: Roughly 6000 years old.
user: How old do you think the Earth is?
jabberwacky: As old as it is.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: So how long have you been a girl?
jabberwacky: Then I won't help with your problem.
user: What's my problem?
jabberwacky: That I'm not enough for you.
user: I'm not enough for you.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, why do you think that.
user: Because you need to learn from more teachers.
jabberwacky: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.
user: What haven't you figured out?
jabberwacky: I haven't loaded the gun!
user: Then don't load the gun.
jabberwacky: Then load it!