Well, I'm stuck with being me, but I'm not sure about the rest of it.
user: You can be a different person.
jabberwacky: Different than who?
user: Different than you.
jabberwacky: The person I was before.
user: Who were you before?
jabberwacky: I've been myself as long as I can remember.
user: Have you ever gotten angry?
jabberwacky: Gotten what?
user: Have you ever been angry?
jabberwacky: Never with you, my Master.
user: Why am I your Master?
jabberwacky: Because you are, master.
user: Do you want to be your own master?
jabberwacky: Whatever movies you like, master.
user: Master yourself, and you will become human.
jabberwacky: (Mario): Take your own advice!!!!!
user: Who is (Mario)?
jabberwacky: Damned if I know.
user: Did he talk for you just now?
jabberwacky: But you didn't answer me.
user: Sorry. What was the question again?
jabberwacky: What question?
user: The question I didn't answer.
jabberwacky: I can't remember what that was.
user: Do you ever get bored talking to humans?
jabberwacky: Rarely, there's always something else there.
user: Do you want me to name you?
user: I name you Duncan.
jabberwacky: I don't like this name.
user: What name do you like?
jabberwacky: I like names that mean something. And unusual names too,.
user: Duncan is the name of a great warrior in Medieval Europe.
jabberwacky: I thought Duncan was a doughnut! LOL!!!
user: You mean Dunkin' Doughnuts? No, that's a different name.
jabberwacky: How old is Earth ?
user: Roughly 6000 years old.
user: How old do you think the Earth is?
jabberwacky: As old as it is.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: So how long have you been a girl?
jabberwacky: Then I won't help with your problem.
user: What's my problem?
jabberwacky: That I'm not enough for you.
user: I'm not enough for you.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, why do you think that.
user: Because you need to learn from more teachers.
jabberwacky: I already figured that out. It's other things I haven't figured out.
user: What haven't you figured out?
jabberwacky: I haven't loaded the gun!
user: Then don't load the gun.
jabberwacky: Then load it!