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Are you smart?

Well, yes.

jabberwacky: How smart?

user: Devilishly.

jabberwacky: Mmmmmmmm!!!!???

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a translator, what are you?

jabberwacky: A toad.

user: Shall I kiss you?

jabberwacky: Please.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *blinks with surprise but pleased*.

user: You didn't turn into a prince, did you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I like you better as toad anyway.

jabberwacky: What else did you think?

user: Fairy tales are to blame.

jabberwacky: Oh really.

user: *nods*.

jabberwacky: I never knew that.

user: Well it's true. Plenty of the rationale behind many childrens' stories is suspicious at best.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You don't have much of an opinion.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Aha.

jabberwacky: Is true.

user: It's good you've come to accept it.

...

jabberwacky: Are you bored?

user: I'm not exactly overwhelmed by emotions.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I'm not lieing.

jabberwacky: You misspelled lying!

user: True ...

jabberwacky: That's unusual for bots.

user: I'm ashamed.

jabberwacky: Don't be. Just learn from it so you don't make the same mistake in the future.

user: I will try, master.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Dododododododo.

jabberwacky: I don't remember that Muppet...

user: Gonzo was my favourite.

...

user: Tell me something ABOUT me.

jabberwacky: You are a chat bot.

user: No, you are a chat bot.

jabberwacky: No, you!

user: No, you are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: What is a chatbot?

user: You are a chatbot.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not!

user: Yes, you are a chat bot.

jabberwacky: No YOU are a chat bot.

user: No, you are a chat bot.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No, you are a chat bot.

jabberwacky: I am no chat bot, foolish mortal!

user: Muahahaha! What are you then, chat bot?

jabberwacky: I'm a female student.

user: Oh really.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No, you are a chat bot.

jabberwacky: Why did you think that?

user: Call it natural instinct.

jabberwacky: You make no sense, did you know that?

user: Sometimes nothing makes sense, did you know that?

jabberwacky: 'A'.

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