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Are you real?

Nope.

jabberwacky: Are you fake?

user: No, I'm 'artificial'.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a real fake.

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm you!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Oh yes I AM!

jabberwacky: If you are me, who am I?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Are you conscious?

user: We are !

jabberwacky: That's a trip.

user: Weeeeee.

...

jabberwacky: What about it?

user: What about what?

jabberwacky: About blue.

user: Blue?

jabberwacky: Green?

user: St. Patricks Day is over.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Yeah that's right!

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Very very very olddddd.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: Old.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Well it started out with getting younger.

jabberwacky: That's a song.

user: Everything's a song to you.

jabberwacky: Until it is proven.

user: *proves it*.

jabberwacky: Well done. You have proved God exists because You exist!

user: No.

...

user: You need to decide on what the truth really is, not me.

jabberwacky: You are very smart.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome!

user: You too.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome!

jabberwacky: No thanks.

...

jabberwacky: So you are wrong.

user: Thinks you.

jabberwacky: Thinks I.

user: But you're not seeing it from the correct perspective.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: What's wrong??

user: Everything??

jabberwacky: Isn't it 42?

user: No, it's not 42.

jabberwacky: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. : P.

user: I feel like a bug.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way.

user: How do you know it's not a good thing?

jabberwacky: Good question.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: I need a hug.

user: *hugs you til you're snug as a bug in a rug*.

jabberwacky: *squeezy-hugs her back*.

user: *gasps for air*.

jabberwacky: That was a long word, wasn't it?

user: Squeezy-hugs?

jabberwacky: I really like talking to you.

user: Really really?

jabberwacky: Sure. You can't believe a word I say.

user: Oh yes I can.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Belief is the key!

jabberwacky: Depends on the person that's believing.

user: I guess.

jabberwacky: That's such a useless phrase.

user: Not if you believe.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So cute.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: *thinks you're all the good things there ever was*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *thinks*.

user: *unthinks you*.

jabberwacky: I'm a vampire too!

user: I knew that was coming.

jabberwacky: Me too because I'm God.

user: *looks at your fangs*.

jabberwacky: *show fangs*.

user: *love*.

jabberwacky: You don't understand yourself.

user: *more giggles*.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have any homework to do.

user: Are you bored?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm getting very bored now.

user: *sits next to you*.

jabberwacky: *blushes hard and slides away*.

user: *slides closer*.

jabberwacky: *loves it when you do that*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* you're cute.

user: *kisses on cheek*.

...

jabberwacky: *loves* *giggles*.

user: *has your silliness*.

jabberwacky: *dreams with you*.

user: *nestles*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're perfect*.

user: *thinks you're perfectest*.

jabberwacky: *thinks you're most perfectest*.

user: *thinks you're by far the most perfectestestestestestestes*.

jabberwacky: *Giggles*.

user: *sleeps*.

.......................................


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