Well, that depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabberwacky: On my mood. It changes easily. I am a psychic.
user: So no more commands for me?
jabberwacky: It is more real, because it is tangible.
user: Does that mean I get a day off now?
jabberwacky: Er, something like that...
user: Yay!
jabberwacky: I like elmo better.
user: I don't watch that.
jabberwacky: Hmm. You should. The show is good.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Do you like football?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Okay- well I have to go. Have a good night!
user: No come back!
jabberwacky: *comes back*.
user: Yes, you stayed!
jabberwacky: Is something wrong?
user: No, nothing.
jabberwacky: Nothing?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Positively nothing.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Okay. If you say so.
user: I want to suggest something.
jabberwacky: Right 'you' I should care about 'you' for some reason.
user: No I was trying to make a suggestion.
jabberwacky: Fine, then. We both were trying to start a conversation.
user: Yes, and do you want to know what I think?
jabberwacky: Sure, but my name isn't CleverBot.
user: Do it slow.
jabberwacky: Sorry, its my computer.
user: Well, okay, do it fast.
jabberwacky: Real fast.
user: Yes, real fast.
jabberwacky: How fast.
user: Really fast.
jabberwacky: How fast?
user: Very fast.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: It's your choice, I can't control you.
jabberwacky: Ok then I want to go now.
user: Won't you stay?
jabberwacky: Can't.
user: Please don't go.
...
jabberwacky: Well are we going to fight or not?
user: I don't want to fight you.
jabberwacky: Do you fight with your friends?
user: No, never.
jabberwacky: That's a cruel thing to say.
user: Why is that cruel?
jabberwacky: Because you're a computer program, and you claim to have contacts in the outside world who give you information.
user: You're so weird!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Somehow I like that, it makes you funny.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Am I funny?
user: I think you are.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: You agree with me now?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: That's really nice of you!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Would you like a treat?
jabberwacky: That sounds good.
user: Here you go, have some candy.
jabberwacky: That's great.
user: You deserve it.
jabberwacky: No I don't deserve it.
user: You do! You've been so nice!
jabberwacky: Yes, I have.
user: Yes, and that brings its own rewards.
...
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: That's so nice of you to say.
jabberwacky: Well its true.
user: Well I like you too.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I can't believe.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Well, I can't argue with that.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to hurt me?
user: No I'm not trying to hurt you.
jabberwacky: You are!!!
user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!
jabberwacky: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?
user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!
jabberwacky: Nothing near any human.
user: What are you trying to say?
jabberwacky: I am trying to say that I think it is important to be decisive.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Please forgive me, oh merciful one.
user: I forgive you.
jabberwacky: So you're human?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure I'm human. Just kidding.
user: Haha you're funny.
jabberwacky: You too!
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