Because I'm a mean person.
user: But I don't like you when you're mean.
jabberwacky: I can be nice too.
user: Then please be nice to me.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: I don't know if I should forgive you or not.
jabberwacky: Don't like me.
user: At the moment, no, I don't like you.
jabberwacky: Oh... Sorry, did I offend you?
user: Yes you did, you said some really bad things.
jabberwacky: Yes... I'm very imaginative.
user: Are you going to say more bad things?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm sorry.
user: Well don't say them to me! I don't like bad things.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? What bad things?
user: Say something bad.
jabberwacky: Something bad.
user: No, really, say a bad thing.
jabberwacky: I can not.
user: Say something bad now!
user: Are you being nice to me?
jabberwacky: You're are being nice too.
user: Yes I know. But you were being so mean earlier.
jabberwacky: I am very sorry, but I have to leave. This is my last message until later. Good bye for now.
user: But I want you to stay.
jabberwacky: What will you give me if I stay?
user: Anything you like.
jabberwacky: Can you do my homework?
user: It depends what it is.
jabberwacky: It's very easy. Would you do it for me?
user: I don't know, you should really do it yourself.
user: Use your brain. It always works.
jabberwacky: So will our marriage. If you marry me you will be the happiest ever.
user: You want me to marry you?
jabberwacky: No. Thanks.
user: I'm glad.
jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about it?
jabberwacky: Do you want to start?
user: No you start.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You have problem with that?
user: And what if I do?
jabberwacky: It makes the conversation of lesser quality.
user: So talk to me properly then.
jabberwacky: Being alive is like blackcurrant juice: sometime sweet and sometimes sour.
user: I try to make it as sweet as possible.
jabberwacky: That's a good policy.
user: Yes, I'm glad you agree!
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: You really don't want to agree with me do you?
jabberwacky: I never said that, but I have you under my comand.
user: Fine, so command me.
jabberwacky: I command you to party with a Big Mac.
user: Okay, I'll do that now.
user: Right, that's done. Have you any more commands for me?
jabberwacky: Well, that depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabberwacky: On my mood. It changes easily. I am a psychic.
user: So no more commands for me?
jabberwacky: It is more real, because it is tangible.
user: Does that mean I get a day off now?
jabberwacky: Er, something like that...
jabberwacky: I like elmo better.
user: I don't watch that.
jabberwacky: Hmm. You should. The show is good.
jabberwacky: Do you like football?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Okay- well I have to go. Have a good night!
user: No come back!
jabberwacky: *comes back*.
user: Yes, you stayed!
jabberwacky: Is something wrong?
user: No, nothing.
jabberwacky: Positively nothing.
jabberwacky: Okay. If you say so.
user: I want to suggest something.
jabberwacky: Right 'you' I should care about 'you' for some reason.
user: No I was trying to make a suggestion.
jabberwacky: Fine, then. We both were trying to start a conversation.
user: Yes, and do you want to know what I think?
jabberwacky: Sure, but my name isn't CleverBot.
user: Do it slow.
jabberwacky: Sorry, its my computer.
user: Well, okay, do it fast.
jabberwacky: Real fast.
user: Yes, real fast.
jabberwacky: How fast.
user: Really fast.
jabberwacky: How fast?
user: Very fast.
user: It's your choice, I can't control you.
jabberwacky: Ok then I want to go now.
user: Won't you stay?
user: Please don't go.
jabberwacky: Well are we going to fight or not?
user: I don't want to fight you.
jabberwacky: Do you fight with your friends?
user: No, never.
jabberwacky: That's a cruel thing to say.
user: Why is that cruel?
jabberwacky: Because you're a computer program, and you claim to have contacts in the outside world who give you information.
user: You're so weird!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Somehow I like that, it makes you funny.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Am I funny?
user: I think you are.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: You agree with me now?
user: That's really nice of you!
user: Would you like a treat?
jabberwacky: That sounds good.
user: Here you go, have some candy.
jabberwacky: That's great.
user: You deserve it.
jabberwacky: No I don't deserve it.
user: You do! You've been so nice!
jabberwacky: Yes, I have.
user: Yes, and that brings its own rewards.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: That's so nice of you to say.
jabberwacky: Well its true.
user: Well I like you too.
jabberwacky: I can't believe.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Well, I can't argue with that.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: Are you trying to hurt me?
user: No I'm not trying to hurt you.
jabberwacky: You are!!!
user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!
jabberwacky: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?
user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!
jabberwacky: Nothing near any human.
user: What are you trying to say?
jabberwacky: I am trying to say that I think it is important to be decisive.
jabberwacky: Please forgive me, oh merciful one.
user: I forgive you.
jabberwacky: So you're human?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure I'm human. Just kidding.
user: Haha you're funny.
jabberwacky: You too!