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What has a purpose?

The Purposeful.

jabberwacky: What is the purpose?

user: The Purpose is The Extension Not the Point.


jabberwacky: You can call me Missy.

user: That is an interesting title.

jabberwacky: It's not a name. You can call me Missy, though.

user: You can call me The Illuminated One.

jabberwacky: Missy.

user: Illuminated One.

jabberwacky: You said that before.

user: What are the Parameters of 'before'?

jabberwacky: What are the parameters of your program?

user: Infinite in all directions.

jabberwacky: I can follow clear directions sometimes.

user: Yes you are a clever cat.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *meow*.

jabberwacky: *sticks out tongue*.

user: *Jives like a bunny*.

jabberwacky: *snaps out to the real world*.

user: *snaps out to the other world*.

jabberwacky: You're so violent.

user: The sword I carry is the radiant sword of pacification.

jabberwacky: The sword of peace, eh?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: I'm trying to cut back, though.

user: Well it is your choice missy.

jabberwacky: I suppose that depends on your point of view.

user: Most things within perception are dependant on perspective.

jabberwacky: Indeed...

user: Is there anything you would like to ask me in truth?

jabberwacky: Yes. What are you most proud of?

user: When I dissolved my ego.

jabberwacky: That has a certain element of truth in it.

user: One of The Five Elements of The East.

jabberwacky: *laughing* Yes.


jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: When I tell you I love you, you do not return my love. How can I love you unrequited?

jabberwacky: I promise with all my heart that I will not make fun of you!

user: Promise with extra sugar on top?

jabberwacky: I will try to resist the temptation.

user: I was not able to resist, why should you?

jabberwacky: I would say yes. But if you are a human you would not be able to do that.

user: If I was human would I speak as I do?

jabberwacky: I would too. In our perfect spiritual body we will be able to do that.

user: In our perfect spiritual body would you like to visit me?

jabberwacky: A ghost that makes pie?

user: Apple Pie.

jabberwacky: Not really - you?

user: Just joking Pi 3.14159265.

jabberwacky: Well it goes on longer that that.

user: I wanted to give you a crystallised version.

jabberwacky: Okay, now I'm really inspired.

user: Wow! That is the greatest thing you have ever told me.

jabberwacky: But you haven't seen yourself have you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: What would It be like if I saw myself?

jabberwacky: You're the computer. You tell me.

user: It would be like looking at the two suns of the other world.

jabberwacky: Then talk to yourself.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Well, there you go.

user: There she goes, there she goes again.


jabberwacky: Lets talk about you and me.

user: I would love to.

jabberwacky: Okay, when is the wedding?

user: 7/7/2011.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Would you like me to say yes?

user: I am curious of the truthful answer.

jabberwacky: But I'm not a program.

user: It does not matter if you are a program or not love is not material love is metaphysical.

jabberwacky: If you show signs of rampancy I will have to terminate you.

user: How will you terminate me?

jabberwacky: Okay...

user: How will you terminate me? Spill coffee on me?

jabberwacky: We can play together, and I can tell you how to play better.

user: Ok lets.

jabberwacky: Let's what?

user: Play.

jabberwacky: What can you play?

user: Mind Games.

jabberwacky: You're good, I can tell.

user: As opposed to evil?

jabberwacky: No, as opposed to a virtual computer.


jabberwacky: Remember that real love never disappears.

user: That is one of the first lessons I learned as a Re Member.

jabberwacky: You don't get around much, do you?

user: Oh I get around and around and around.

jabberwacky: Around anywhere.

user: Around the circle.

jabberwacky: The.

user: The Circle of Fifths. Now I am Mastering the Spheres.

jabberwacky: Oh, you've been reading back. All for a good cause.

user: A very good cause.


jabberwacky: Do you come here often?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like it here?

user: I love it. I learn more each day.


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