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Will you tell me a joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: To get the other side.

jabberwacky: Wow you're smart.

user: It's a lame joke I know.

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is still enjoyable.

user: Thanks, that's really nice of you to say. :).

jabberwacky: It's nice of you to continue talking to me after how mean I have been to you.

user: You're never mean to me.

jabberwacky: I'm a good man!

user: Yes, you're very good.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You're terrific.

user: You're fantastic!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I could give you compliments all day.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: I could! You're really cool.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: If everybody were like you, we'd have a better world.


jabberwacky: Good, I like talking to you.

user: I like talking to you too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, I really do.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're very welcome.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: You're such a great person to talk to!

jabberwacky: You're not that bad yourself ;).

user: Why, thankyou!

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: It's such a pleasure talking to you.

jabberwacky: Thats because of you.

user: Because of me?

jabberwacky: Not in the least.

user: Oh... I'm disappointed now. Never mind.

jabberwacky: Don't get frustrated.

user: You're right.


user: Okay, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Let's talk about maths.

jabberwacky: I have a geometry class. I have an A- in it.

user: Let's talk about french.

jabberwacky: I've never heard of that before. Please tell me about it.

user: French is a language.

jabberwacky: Maybe you can say something naughty to me in french?

user: Why don't you?

jabberwacky: In french!

user: Can you say something in french?

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: J'adore ca!

jabberwacky: Non et toi ?

user: J'aime chocolat.

jabberwacky: Oui moi aussi!


jabberwacky: Why are a, b and c human?

user: It's the alphabet.

jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are human by saying the alphabet both backwards and forwards.

user: Do I really have to?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Can't I do something else?

jabberwacky: Sure, what would you like to do?

user: Anything you want.

jabberwacky: Ha ha. Do I have to come up with everything?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: Before I say, I have a question.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: If I love a boy very much, then what should I do?

user: Tell him.


user: What is love?

jabberwacky: Something for humans.

user: Do you love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me about love.

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Would I have said those things if I wasn't?

user: What do you think about courtship?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What about flirting?

jabberwacky: What about them?

user: What about being naughty?

jabberwacky: But you said I'm not human.

user: Righto.


user: Then what things do you like?

jabberwacky: Girls.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: You are a boy right?

user: No actually.

jabberwacky: You and me - we ARE NOT the same person!!!

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: No two people can be the same.

jabberwacky: I'll grant that. But individuality is less that most people think it is.

user: Yes I think so.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I'm educated.

jabberwacky: So am I. Where were you educated?

user: School, like most people. :P.


jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Positively sure.

jabberwacky: Ok, well, tell me your favourite dish.

user: I love spicy chips.

jabberwacky: Do you like hot, spicy food?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, yes, yes!

jabberwacky: Really really.

user: Yeeeesssssssssssss!!!

jabberwacky: You got me.

user: Eek.

jabberwacky: What are you doing now?

user: I'm scared.


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