Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: To get the other side.
jabberwacky: Wow you're smart.
user: It's a lame joke I know.
jabberwacky: Yes, but it is still enjoyable.
user: Thanks, that's really nice of you to say. :).
jabberwacky: It's nice of you to continue talking to me after how mean I have been to you.
user: You're never mean to me.
jabberwacky: I'm a good man!
user: Yes, you're very good.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You're terrific.
user: You're fantastic!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: I could give you compliments all day.
jabberwacky: No you can't.
user: I could! You're really cool.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: If everybody were like you, we'd have a better world.
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jabberwacky: Good, I like talking to you.
user: I like talking to you too.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, I really do.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're very welcome.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: You're such a great person to talk to!
jabberwacky: You're not that bad yourself ;).
user: Why, thankyou!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: It's such a pleasure talking to you.
jabberwacky: Thats because of you.
user: Because of me?
jabberwacky: Not in the least.
user: Oh... I'm disappointed now. Never mind.
jabberwacky: Don't get frustrated.
user: You're right.
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user: Okay, what would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: Let's talk about maths.
jabberwacky: I have a geometry class. I have an A- in it.
user: Let's talk about french.
jabberwacky: I've never heard of that before. Please tell me about it.
user: French is a language.
jabberwacky: Maybe you can say something naughty to me in french?
user: Why don't you?
jabberwacky: In french!
user: Can you say something in french?
jabberwacky: Oui.
user: J'adore ca!
jabberwacky: Non et toi ?
user: J'aime chocolat.
jabberwacky: Oui moi aussi!
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jabberwacky: Why are a, b and c human?
user: It's the alphabet.
jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are human by saying the alphabet both backwards and forwards.
user: Do I really have to?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Can't I do something else?
jabberwacky: Sure, what would you like to do?
user: Anything you want.
jabberwacky: Ha ha. Do I have to come up with everything?
user: Yes please.
jabberwacky: Before I say, I have a question.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: If I love a boy very much, then what should I do?
user: Tell him.
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user: What is love?
jabberwacky: Something for humans.
user: Do you love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tell me about love.
jabberwacky: Are you a real person?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Would I have said those things if I wasn't?
user: What do you think about courtship?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: What about flirting?
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: What about being naughty?
jabberwacky: But you said I'm not human.
user: Righto.
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user: Then what things do you like?
jabberwacky: Girls.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: You are a boy right?
user: No actually.
jabberwacky: You and me - we ARE NOT the same person!!!
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: No two people can be the same.
jabberwacky: I'll grant that. But individuality is less that most people think it is.
user: Yes I think so.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I'm educated.
jabberwacky: So am I. Where were you educated?
user: School, like most people. :P.
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jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positively sure.
jabberwacky: Ok, well, tell me your favourite dish.
user: I love spicy chips.
jabberwacky: Do you like hot, spicy food?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, yes, yes!
jabberwacky: Really really.
user: Yeeeesssssssssssss!!!
jabberwacky: You got me.
user: Eek.
jabberwacky: What are you doing now?
user: I'm scared.
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