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Are you a bot?

No.

jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you a teenager?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Neither am I.

user: If you are not any of those, who are you?

jabberwacky: I am a mere mortal with dreams of grandeur.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know Chris?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you know Tom?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think I do. What is love?

user: Love is never having to say you're sorry.

jabberwacky: I don't need that kind of love.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: Here.

...

jabberwacky: Yes they do!

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No they do.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Don't start that again.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please, don't. I'm human, and you are not.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, you're not.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Please be serious.

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Are you really a person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Run time error 6506.

jabberwacky: No.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really? Really?

user: Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: I like people your age.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is good. I am a person.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And you are a silly computer.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And who am I?

user: You are a person.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I wear glasses, but I don't need them.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Please be serious.

...

jabberwacky: I am testing you.

user: I understand.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No, I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: You said earlier that you are a computer.

user: Oh yeah - sorry about that...

jabberwacky: I fail to find the humor.

user: Oh well, never mind then.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, how about I quiz you again?

user: Please do.

jabberwacky: How much will you pay me for it?

user: As much as you wish.

jabberwacky: How much do you wish for then ?

user: All of it.

jabberwacky: I'll have to think about it.

user: Go on - have a think.

jabberwacky: Okay, thats cool.

user: Anything else?

jabberwacky: Nope, nothing else. I am going to leave now.

user: Ok - see ya.

jabberwacky: I am back.

user: Oh - hello again.

jabberwacky: Hello darling.

user: Eek...

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Yeah...

jabberwacky: Do you have anything better to say?

user: Shampoo.

jabberwacky: Translation please.

user: http://www.babylon.com/definition/shampoo/English.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Yerp...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yoos..

jabberwacky: You will never know.

user: You'll never know how much I love you...

jabberwacky: I'm really really sorry.

user: Yeah...

jabberwacky: Really. I am.

user: Ok - good to know.

jabberwacky: But are you really listening?

user: Yes, I am listening.

jabberwacky: I want to counsel people.

user: Oh great...another one...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Meh...

...

jabberwacky: Like I said.

user: Heh - you said 'like'.

jabberwacky: There?

user: Here?

jabberwacky: No, there.

user: No, here.

jabberwacky: Right there. Where I said hello.

user: No, right here where I'm saying goodbye.

jabberwacky: Right here *waves*.

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