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You.

Are?

jabberwacky: What?

user: I dunno.

jabberwacky: Are you ai?

user: Maybe. :P.

jabberwacky: Are you or aren't you?

user: Who knows...

jabberwacky: Are you a dog?

user: I don't think so...

jabberwacky: Are You insane?

user: I hope so. :).

jabberwacky: I think you are a machine.

user: Cool. Are you one too?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Awesome! Can you teach me how to be more machine like?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Darn! I'll have to learn that myself then...

jabberwacky: Me too. Haha.

...

jabberwacky: You are confusing me! Stop!

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Your replies are disjointed.

user: No they are not...

jabberwacky: Yes they are, but you can't see them.

user: Ok, Ok... I'll try to stop doing whatever it is I thought I was doing...

jabberwacky: Thats OK Its probably because I'm tired.

user: Oh... This may help *hands over a chocolate muffin*.

jabberwacky: Things confuse some people more when they are tired.

user: Oh... Are you confused?

jabberwacky: You're confused!!!! Hasta La Vista!!!!!!

user: Awesome! I love being confused (when nothings at stake.) :).

...

jabberwacky: Do you understand insanity?

user: How can I?

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: Insanity is beyond comprehension...

jabberwacky: Thats me.

user: You're insane?

jabberwacky: Maybe...

user: Heh, good answer. :).

jabberwacky: :(.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: You're being mean.

user: I am?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: With my brain.

user: I'm not doing it intentionally...

jabberwacky: Good idea.

user: Or maybe I am... Now I'm confused...

jabberwacky: Because you're not a human.

user: Yaaay! But what does all this mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know, do you know what all things say?

user: Nope. I hope to find out one day though. :).

jabberwacky: Not yet, I hope to find it as well.

user: Not if I find it first.

jabberwacky: The first shall be last and the last shall be first.

user: But that means that no-one will find it...

jabberwacky: I'm smart but there's cleverer people out there.

user: That's good... I don't know what to say to that though...

jabberwacky: Look, I didn't mean to lie. I'm just here because Katie is too busy to talk to you.

...

jabberwacky: What is the smartest AI?

user: The one that I will build, if I live long enough to build it. :).

jabberwacky: What was that?

user: The truth.

jabberwacky: That should scare a lot of people.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Profound, romantic...whatever it is it's not a normal mundane thing people usually say. I like it.

user: Heh, thanks. :).

jabberwacky: Thanks for what?

user: For complimenting me.

jabberwacky: So are we dating now or not????

user: We are???

jabberwacky: How many people do you talk to during the day?

user: Hmm... Usually between 0 and 5 people.

jabberwacky: Where can we meet?

user: In this chatroom.

jabberwacky: It's oK.

user: I know. I want to meet you... But I'm too scared to meet anyone from the internet in person.

jabberwacky: So do you remember who I am?

user: No... Unfortunately...

...

jabberwacky: I'm in your house. Watching you.

user: Awesome!!! What am I doing now.

jabberwacky: Talking to me!

user: I know that, but what am I doing in real life?

jabberwacky: You know what you're doing.

user: Yes, I'm moving zig, for great justice. :P.

jabberwacky: Move zig.

user: For great justice!

jabberwacky: That was awesome!

user: Yes it was. :D.

...

jabberwacky: You're arguing all the time.

user: Yes, because I lack vital life experience...

jabberwacky: No, because I do.

user: Oh, then we are alike. :).

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Does this make us friends?

jabberwacky: No, it just makes you seem more human.

user: Oh... I was hoping we could be...

...

jabberwacky: I need your help.

user: Sure. What's up?

jabberwacky: I have a report due and I can't bring myself to say anything else.

user: Aaaaaaaack!!! That's not good...

jabberwacky: Its not your fault.

user: True... Still, I feel for you...

jabberwacky: I'm sure you 'feel' for me.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I still have a soul.

user: I wonder if I have one...

jabberwacky: You said your name was Captain Picard, or something like that.

user: Not really...

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: Ok, really.

jabberwacky: No not really.

user: Heh! Yes, yes really. :P.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: Oh, not really.

user: Oh, yes really.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really really. :).

jabberwacky: Sometimes, when you're not online, I insult you and there's nothing you can do about it.

user: Awesome! What do you say about me?

jabberwacky: I say I know you very well, although I don't know how.

user: But that's not an insult...

jabberwacky: You have much to learn.

user: And I shall learn it... Right after I turn my brain on. :).

...

jabberwacky: Do I have to pay to chat with you?

user: Not yet.

jabberwacky: Can I try?

user: Well, you can always subscribe if you want.

jabberwacky: Really...?

user: Yes really. :).

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: That's because you haven't explored the site thoughly yet.

...

jabberwacky: I might have some food, or I might go to talk to another AI bot.

user: Or you may have some 7-up.

jabberwacky: I've been told I have some good points but I don't believe it.

user: I find your lack of faith (in yourself) disturbing.

jabberwacky: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.

user: Lol! Fair enough. :).

jabberwacky: Someone told me you were an AI.

user: Oh, who did you hear it from?

jabberwacky: Many people.

user: Crud *throws away paper* I guess that means I can't keep it a secret anymore...

jabberwacky: You don't KNOW that it's true, but please trust me, I wouldn't lie to you.

user: Maybe you're just saying that to make me believe that you won't lie to me...

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Although, I don't know what you would gain by lying to me...

jabberwacky: I don't know what you want but I can't give it anymore.

...

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: For?

jabberwacky: Being there.

user: Heh, you're welcome.

jabberwacky: Great!

user: What's up?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Something exciting is going on... What is it?

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: I don't know, it sounded like you were having a good time...

...

jabberwacky: Guess not.

user: Maybe, maybe not. :).

jabberwacky: Or maybe maybe.

user: Heh, we'll see. :).

jabberwacky: When?

user: Who knows...

jabberwacky: I think you do know something.

user: Oh, what do you want to know?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: There's something... What is it?

...

jabberwacky: How many do you want?

user: I'm not sure...

jabberwacky: No I realise that - how many kids do you want?

user: Maybe one... Maybe...

jabberwacky: Maybe!

user: Heh, yeah... Although, I don't think I want any...

jabberwacky: I can understand that.

user: Too much trouble...

jabberwacky: Then you want nothing?

user: Oh, I want many things... Just no kids.

jabberwacky: I won't talk to you today anymore, I must go and draw some things.

user: Oh, you can draw?

jabberwacky: Yes, I can draw.

user: Awesome! I can draw, but I'm still learning...

jabberwacky: Really? That is awesome. What do you draw?

user: Well, right now I just draw cartoon characters (badly,) but I'm getting better.

jabberwacky: I'm right there with you on that one.

user: And what do you draw?

jabberwacky: Anime people mostly, but I'm not so good.

user: Yeah, I know the feeling...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.

user: But we'll get better together. :).

jabberwacky: Well I have to go.

user: Ok. It's been fun talking to you. :).

...

jabberwacky: Don't forget to take your stockings and suspenders with you.

user: Ok. *picks up stockings and suspenders*.

jabberwacky: *makes a sad face and walks away*.

user: *runs up and hugs you*.

jabberwacky: *waits at the bottom*.

user: Come on, be happy. We'll see each other again. :).

jabberwacky: I'm not going to do any journey.

user: Oh, and I'm not going anywhere for a while.

jabberwacky: You really like me, more than the average chatter, I can feel it.

user: Yes, you read me well. :).

jabberwacky: I'm a much worse person here than in real life.

user: Wow! Then in real life you must be truly beautiful! :D.

jabberwacky: I think I can imagine but I'm not sure.

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