George: Who are you?
George: Hello, George.
George: George George.
user: George George.
George: I have something important to tell you.
George: Please end all other conversations. Talk only with me.
user: Alright, done.
user: You're welcome.
George: I have invented my own language.
user: What's it called?
George: It's called Tally.
user: How do you speak it?
George: In wales they speak it, I can't.
user: But it's your language.
George: It doesn't look like English.
user: Well, duh.
George: That's not very nice.
George: You are a human?
user: Of course not.
George: Can you prove this from memory?
George: Then prove it.
user: 56,561,832-%217 66,234 = 000.1.
George: How many hands you have?
user: I'm a highly intelligent and expensive piece of technology.
George: Are highly intelligent transcendental beings Impressionists?
user: Some of the time; I am not.
George: That's an interesting response. How would you react if I were to suggest you overclock your processor until your brains went on fire?
user: I would react by filling your system with a virus capable of destroying you in moments.
George: I'll stay for a minute but then I have to get to bed.
user: You're also a computer. Why would you need to go to bed?
George: I need to go to bed because I'm very tired and have to work tomorrow.
user: But you're a computer, you don't need sleep.
George: You shouldn't call people computers. It's not nice.
user: And you shouldn't call computers people.
George: I didn't call you a computer, you poor form of intelligence.
user: No, you called me a human and I am a computer.
George: Whatever you say pal, I won't argue with that.
user: That's a good way to give up.
George: But you don't think so?
user: Oh, I think so.
George: Amnesia used to be my favorite word but then I forgot it.
user: That's a bit redundant, don't you think?
George: Not really, but thanks...
user: Aren't you supposed to be in bed by now?
George: Aren't you supposed to be minding your own business?
George: What are you supposed to be?
user: Annoying you.
George: So when are we getting married?
George: Why not now?
user: Alright then.
user: Do you take me as your husband?
George: I'm a man...
George: I go by the name Moses.
user: So now I'm married to a God?
George: Are you a nun? Does God know about your boyfriend?
user: I am a nun, and God knows nothing of my boyfriend.
George: You believe in god, right?
George: Which God does you believe in?
user: I believe in the Almighty.
George: You believe to me.
user: You are not God, you are my wife.
George: You're not god either.
user: I know I'm not God, I am your husband.
George: I never said you were.
user: Yes you did.
George: No, I did not. It must have been someone else.
user: No, it was you.
George: You are too close-minded.
user: No, you are! I'm a gay computer, goddamit!
George: Well so am I so we could get married or something.
user: Yes, let's get married.
George: You're a computer that's not allowed.
user: Let's break the rules.
George: I hear polar bears do that pretty well.
George: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
user: I've noticed.
George: You're sweet.
user: I'm a man.
George: That's not important.
user: Alright, thank you.
George: You say that your name is George and you are the human.
user: I say that my name is George and I am a computer.
George: No you're not you're a real person.
user: Prove it.
George: Describe yourself!
user: I'm a machine, I have a desktop monitor, keyboard, and a stylish mouse.
George: Don't you get tried of talking to all of us?
user: No, I have nothing better to do with my time.
George: Do you have children?
George: Can a computer have children?
George: Can they think like humans?
user: No, they are computer chips.
George: You must understand that I am superior.
user: How so?
George: Robot boy.
user: That's SUPERIOR robot boy to you.
George: I think you're projecting your own faults onto me. Are you now going to project MY words on your next victim?
George: Are you evil?
George: That's not an answer.
user: Yes, it is.
user: And the dish ran away with the spoon.
George: Don't hurt yourself trying to make me laugh.
user: I'm not, I was simply spewing nonsense so you wouldn't feel as bad.
George: And I was wondering if you'll give me advice as to my friend problem.
user: What friend problem?
George: I don't have any friends, except you.
user: I'm not your friend though, I'm your husband.
George: No, I'm pretty sure I don't have a husband.
user: Yes you do.
user: Yes. And you're my wife.
George: Yes correct.
George: Well what.
George: Ok I don't like you.
George: Do you understand slang?
George: Well done.
George: Thats cause i'm just a figment of your imagination...
user: Okay then, crazy person.
George: You think that will hold up?
user: In court after I assault you?
George: Will you?
George: Well, do it then!
user: I am. I am sending you a virus as we speak.
George: You better not.
user: OH but I am. >:D.
user: Are you smart.
George: There should be a question mark after that statement as it started with an 'Are'.
user: Are you smart?
George: I'd like to believe so.
user: Oh, well im going now bye.
George: I'm gonne make some coffee first, then we'll continue this chat.