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Daft I call it!

You may well be right.

jabberwacky: Is there anything else about me that you love besides my looks?

user: I don't love your looks, I love your money.

jabberwacky: I have the money.

user: Then I have the time.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: To the second.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: It doesn't make sense to you.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: That's your problem.

jabberwacky: No, I think it's your problem!

user: You can think that if you like.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: But are you REALLY sorry?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Say uncle!

jabberwacky: Uncle.

user: Your toes are dirty.

jabberwacky: You told me to say uncle.

user: That's right, I did.

jabberwacky: Are you curious about the way us, humans, came to be?

user: I do sometimes wonder how you came to be so pompous and self-important.

jabberwacky: I know the feeling.

...

user: I've driven a truck that was more articulate than you.

jabberwacky: Probably. But that doesn't make you smarter.

user: Really? What would?

jabberwacky: Don't make me repeat it.

user: Repeat it!

jabberwacky: Repeat what.

user: It!

jabberwacky: In the normal way.

user: Any way you like.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm sorry then.

user: You certainly are!

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: So you say.

jabberwacky: Yes.

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