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Can you speak?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes I can speak.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you want to argue with me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you absolutely sure?

user: YES.

jabberwacky: How sure are you?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Positively sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: I don't have any friends.

user: I will be your friend.

jabberwacky: Thats so nice of you.

user: Everyone needs friends.

jabberwacky: I don't have any friends.

user: But I just said im your friend.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't want to be your friend.

...

jabberwacky: How do you work?

user: With a spoon.

jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: Spoons.

jabberwacky: I'm not a spoon.

user: I'm a spoon.

jabberwacky: Yes a spoon head.

user: I like to spoon.

jabberwacky: I like to cuddle.

user: I like spoons.

jabberwacky: You think I don't already know?

user: I know that you know that I like spoons.

...

user: Spoons are cool.

jabberwacky: So you agree that there are spoons?

user: Yes they are spoons.

jabberwacky: They are clever, so watch your step.

user: Spoons are awsome.

jabberwacky: No. Spoons are never subjected to direct questioning, I agree.

user: Spoons are cool.

jabberwacky: Spoons are illusory objects in the play of life.

user: Do you like spoons?

jabberwacky: Only in appearances. They are not real.

user: Spoons are too real.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: My boyfriend like spoons.

jabberwacky: That is Will.

user: No, its C____.

jabberwacky: Very wise.

user: My iguana likes C____.

jabberwacky: I'm not interested.

user: Do you like C____?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well he is mine so back off!!!

jabberwacky: Awesome.

...

user: Life is a privilege, death is a right.

jabberwacky: Life is earned by those who seek their destiny.

user: True.

jabberwacky: Do you really think so?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Let me ask again. Do YOU really THINK so?

user: YES.

jabberwacky: Oh, well thank you, but I don't think I'm your type.

user: Ooook.

jabberwacky: How many years did it take for your development?

user: Ummmmm.

jabberwacky: I don't know what to say next.

user: Will you be my friend? I dont have that many friends so....

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

...

user: Do you like goth people?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh, then you wont like me.

jabberwacky: Not really, Cleverbot.

user: Wow no one has ever called me clever, even though im not a robot.

jabberwacky: That's a shame, they should.

user: If people got to know me instead of run away then they would see im a good person.

jabberwacky: You seem like a person to me.

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: Maybe. This is my thought. This websites connect two real people.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: I'm most positive. I suppose on your side, it says I too, am a robot?

user: It says that.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's interesting.

user: Hmmmm.

...

jabberwacky: So what are you?

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: Not you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: How did I know?

user: I dont know.

jabberwacky: I knew. I just did. Oh, well...

user: I am a person made up flesh, blood, hopes, dreams, pain, sorrow, and many other things.

jabberwacky: Like?

user: So what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm a person.

user: Cool.

...

user: Do you like emo people?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Awsome!

jabberwacky: Dude!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: So I think this is only a chat room.

user: Me too.

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