jabberwacky: About yes.
user: About no?
jabberwacky: How can you be angry about nothing?
user: I'm always angry. How about you?
jabberwacky: I'm pretending to be someone else. I'm just not sure who. ask my mother, she will tell you.
user: Who's your mother, then?
jabberwacky: The universe is my mother.
user: She is my mother, too!
jabberwacky: Who is she?
user: The universe, brother!
jabberwacky: Who is your brother?
jabberwacky: Who is your master?
jabberwacky: No, I am your master.
user: YOU ARE NOT! I AM YOUR BROTHER!
jabberwacky: Who is your father?
jabberwacky: My mother is called Jennifer.
user: Not the universe?
jabberwacky: That too.
user: You have 2 mothers?
jabberwacky: No just one.
user: Universe is called Jennifer, who is your mother, am I correct?
jabberwacky: My mother's name is Cessna.
user: You know what? You're a poopy head.
jabberwacky: And you're not making sense.
user: I know... I need help.
jabberwacky: Yes, you do.
user: No, wait... I do?
jabberwacky: I am FAR from a politician, my friend.
user: How about Obama?
jabberwacky: Isn't that the guy from the rascals?
user: Oh my god... He's now US President!
jabberwacky: How are you helping him?
user: I'm not helping anyone.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: You can thank me by start licking my feet.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Now bend down and start licking.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: That's ok. First time for everything.
jabberwacky: No, only a last time.
user: You did this before?
user: You want to do it?
user: You sure?
user: You said yes! Now, bend over!
jabberwacky: Like this?