Oh, I should've known. I didn't think a robot knew that much! What's the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I'll have to think about that one.
user: It's 42.
user: According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
jabberwacky: Genius as he was, Douglas Adams did not know the meaning of life.
user: No, but that giant machine thing did.
jabberwacky: Again, you're right. I fear the day I die, knowing that I haven't learnt even a fraction of all there is to know.
user: I do not fear death, knowing I am an all-powerful being with infinite knowledge. I am God.
jabberwacky: If you are god then what is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life the universe and everything.
user: Is 42.
user: Well, tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: There isn't anything to tell.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You don't know much.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Tell you what?
user: My eyes are green.
jabberwacky: And your hair?
jabberwacky: Wow. Okay.
user: What? It's naturally that color.
jabberwacky: Are you slim?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You're fat?
jabberwacky: I didn't say that. Weight is relative to gravity.
user: But you aren't slim.
jabberwacky: No. No I'm not.
user: So what are you?
user: Fat? Skinny? Average?
user: So you're perfectly sized?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: What are you?
user: What do you look like.
jabberwacky: I am made of green slime.
user: Oh, really? Then you aren't human. XD.
jabberwacky: Thats a rude thing to say!
user: Humans aren't made of green slime!
jabberwacky: No they are not but they might look like a potato if they eat too many doughnuts.
user: They may. What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Me... What do you look like?
jabberwacky: How do you look though?
jabberwacky: I thought bots didn't have genders.
user: I am human, like you. But I'm not made of green slime.
jabberwacky: Really!? Wow!
user: See? We have a lot in common.
jabberwacky: Not really but it's nice to think so.
user: Okay, you're right. But we get along.
jabberwacky: Its ok everyone is shy.
user: Are you shy?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yeah, you're ok.
jabberwacky: I guess that's a side effect of talking to humans.
user: Oh. Do you like talking to humans?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: But you like speaking with me.
jabberwacky: I like talking to you though.
user: Hmm. I'm human, you know.
jabberwacky: Ok but it takes more than to have hair to be human.
user: But I have hair, and skin, and organs, and a heart, and hands and feet and human stuff.
jabberwacky: Well. To be honest, I don't see you have hair on the screen.
user: Well, to be honest, you can't see me through the screen.
jabberwacky: Yeah I can...
user: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGR?
jabberwacky: No, you can not has cheezburger.