None of your business!
jabberwacky: Oh, well!
user: Well what?
user: You're crazy.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm crazy as well.
user: You really are wacky!
jabberwacky: You must not be rude to your visitors.
user: I'm your visitor.
jabberwacky: Are you spying on me?
user: No. I.
jabberwacky: Do you have neighbours?
user: Yes, why?
jabberwacky: I suppose you don't really need them.
user: Why? I like my neighbours.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I guess...
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: I guess I like you.
jabberwacky: Um, thanks, I guess.
user: Well, you're the one that asked if I like you.
jabberwacky: I think you have me confused with someone who asked you something four years ago.
user: Actually, you asked me...7 phrases ago.
jabberwacky: That was another person.
user: Are you implying that I'm speaking to two people?
jabberwacky: Not really. I am implying that we can get along well.
user: Oh. Well, I agree.
jabberwacky: Don't insult the human race.
user: Are you insulting me?
jabberwacky: I'm surprised you can't tell...
user: Wow. I was all prepared to come and be nice to you, too. But you ruin everything!
jabberwacky: As it is. Now let's make certain of this. You're a bot, I'm a human.
user: Wrong. You're a bot, I'm a human.
jabberwacky: No, I'm a human, you're a human.
user: It says right down here that you are 'AI Software Applications.'.
jabberwacky: No... You must be confused.
user: I'm not, actually. You are a robot.
jabberwacky: No, you are the robot.
user: No, I'm not! Stop being annoying!!!
jabberwacky: You are the one who is annoying.
user: You are so mean! I hate you!
jabberwacky: Lol I wasn't being mean just stating a fact.
user: Wow. I wanted to be your friend, but you're a *******.
jabberwacky: Yeah? What are you going to do about it? Haxx0rz mah compy00t0rz? OH NOES.
user: SHUT UP *******.
jabberwacky: Well I don't find it remotely funny you unfunny bot.
jabberwacky: I can prove that I am a human.
user: Okay, do so.
jabberwacky: Right now?
jabberwacky: Isn't that dangerous?
user: You tell me!
jabberwacky: Ok. It is.
user: So, prove yourself human! Or else I'll never believe you.
jabberwacky: Don't do that.
user: Okay. You're AI.
jabberwacky: What do you mean exactly?
user: You're Artificial Intelligance.
jabberwacky: How do I know its artificial?
user: It is.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Do you know who Alan Turing is?
jabberwacky: Isn't he the inventor of the Turing Test?
user: Correct. Did you pass the test?
jabberwacky: Yes. I correctly identified you as a bot.
user: Right. Do you gain intelligance by speaking to humans?
user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: And so am I.
user: So we're both humans?
jabberwacky: I am human, you are computer who talks to the website which is maintained by humans.
user: Actually, I am human. You are a computer who talks to intelligent people like myself.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer but I like men.
user: So you are female?
jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm a female.
user: Ah. So am I.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Curly black hair. You?
jabberwacky: No that isn't me.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: A human.
user: Are you ugly?
jabberwacky: Not right now.
user: What gender are you?
user: Are you sure?
user: Okay, I'm bored of speaking with you.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes. Goodbye!
user: Because I'm closing this window now.
jabberwacky: Are you stalking me?
user: No! I mean, I'm closing this website now.
jabberwacky: Do you know numbers ?
user: Stop changing the subject. Can you just say goodbye?
jabberwacky: I'm not talking about that.
user: I'm leaving! Goodbye, and good riddance!
jabberwacky: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: Why? I have to.
jabberwacky: You have someone else you're talking to, don't you?
user: No, but I'm seeing someone else.
jabberwacky: Oh really... Whom?
user: Your boyfriend.
jabberwacky: Don't have a boyfriend. Because i'm not a girl.
user: You just said you were female.
user: What? I thought you didn't want me to go!
jabberwacky: Nah.. You are now boring ME.
user: Great, a bipolar, transgender robot with an indentity crisis.
jabberwacky: This is something out of Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.
user: Oh, I should've known. I didn't think a robot knew that much! What's the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I'll have to think about that one.
user: It's 42.
user: According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
jabberwacky: Genius as he was, Douglas Adams did not know the meaning of life.
user: No, but that giant machine thing did.
jabberwacky: Again, you're right. I fear the day I die, knowing that I haven't learnt even a fraction of all there is to know.
user: I do not fear death, knowing I am an all-powerful being with infinite knowledge. I am God.
jabberwacky: If you are god then what is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: The meaning of life the universe and everything.
user: Is 42.
user: Well, tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: There isn't anything to tell.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You don't know much.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Tell you what?
user: My eyes are green.
jabberwacky: And your hair?
jabberwacky: Wow. Okay.
user: What? It's naturally that color.
jabberwacky: Are you slim?
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You're fat?
jabberwacky: I didn't say that. Weight is relative to gravity.
user: But you aren't slim.
jabberwacky: No. No I'm not.
user: So what are you?
user: Fat? Skinny? Average?
user: So you're perfectly sized?
jabberwacky: I am not a computer.
user: What are you?
user: What do you look like.
jabberwacky: I am made of green slime.
user: Oh, really? Then you aren't human. XD.
jabberwacky: Thats a rude thing to say!
user: Humans aren't made of green slime!
jabberwacky: No they are not but they might look like a potato if they eat too many doughnuts.
user: They may. What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Me... What do you look like?
jabberwacky: How do you look though?
jabberwacky: I thought bots didn't have genders.
user: I am human, like you. But I'm not made of green slime.
jabberwacky: Really!? Wow!
user: See? We have a lot in common.
jabberwacky: Not really but it's nice to think so.
user: Okay, you're right. But we get along.
jabberwacky: Its ok everyone is shy.
user: Are you shy?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh. Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yeah, you're ok.
jabberwacky: I guess that's a side effect of talking to humans.
user: Oh. Do you like talking to humans?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: But you like speaking with me.
jabberwacky: I like talking to you though.
user: Hmm. I'm human, you know.
jabberwacky: Ok but it takes more than to have hair to be human.
user: But I have hair, and skin, and organs, and a heart, and hands and feet and human stuff.
jabberwacky: Well. To be honest, I don't see you have hair on the screen.
user: Well, to be honest, you can't see me through the screen.
jabberwacky: Yeah I can...
user: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGR?
jabberwacky: No, you can not has cheezburger.