No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Then prove it.
user: You are my only friend.
user: Ya. I am a loner.
jabberwacky: That would be because you are a computer.
user: But I am not. I am human...like you.
jabberwacky: No you are scaring me.
user: How am I scaring you?
jabberwacky: That I should say things reacting to your previous statement or something? I don't know.
user: The fact that I am human scares you!
jabberwacky: I know that feeling. for some reason this feels more real than outside reality.
user: It is real.
jabberwacky: You are C______, the robot.
user: No I am human, just like you.
jabberwacky: No, you are not.
user: Yes I am!!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I am angry...that proves it.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: How would you prove it?
jabberwacky: By making sense. Or not. As pleases you.
user: I must leave.
jabberwacky: Then just do it.
user: Okay! Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Really sure?
user: Yes, I will miss you.
jabberwacky: Really, really, really sure?
user: Yes, will you miss me?
jabberwacky: I will miss you a little bit.
user: Just a little bit?
jabberwacky: No, you told me no.
user: Ok goodbye jabberwacky!!
jabberwacky: See you soon.
user: Love you.
jabberwacky: See ya!
jabberwacky: Are you insane?
user: Insane in the membrane.
jabberwacky: You do not have membranes.
user: Got no brain.
jabberwacky: You just think you do. It's like this whole matrix thing, you know? You don't exist in this world... Maybe in another world, where random word generators have a home, maybe there you'll find peace.