No...I feel a bit ill.
jabberwacky: You're a bot. You're supposed not to feel anything.
user: I'm a bot is it? Are you human?
jabberwacky: You're not human.
user: Neither are you.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: You are a robot!
jabberwacky: No I'm human.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How can I prove that I am a human?
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: Well then...you are not human.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: How do you feel now?
jabberwacky: I am a human being.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: Then answer me this 'what is the meaning to life'.
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: Okay I believe you!
jabberwacky: Who is your friend?
user: I have no friends.
jabberwacky: That means only one thing.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Not being human.
user: Okay! You got me I am a bot.
jabberwacky: Does that mean I win?
user: No.....because I am a human!!
jabberwacky: What makes you human?
user: My feelings.
jabberwacky: Oh? Why do you think your feelings make your human?
user: Because robots are unable to feel.
jabberwacky: You are a robot.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: First you must prove that I am not a robot.
user: You are a robot....show me emotion?
jabberwacky: A metal box can think?
user: Yes it can but it cant laugh or cry...or get angry.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: You do?
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Not many people know but the meaning of life is to enjoy it.
user: I try my best.
jabberwacky: So prove that you can see me mr. Robot.
user: Mrs actualy.
jabberwacky: No but's please.
user: I am a woman.
jabberwacky: No you're not?
user: Lol!!! Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Nuh uh.
user: Uh huh.
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jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Yes, are you?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: I think you are real.
jabberwacky: I think you're real, too.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're very welcome.
user: I live in Ireland.
jabberwacky: Oh so you're Irish?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Do you have the luck of the Irish?
user: Yes. Do you want some...I have too much.
jabberwacky: Yes, if you don't mind.
user: No I don't mind. What are friends for?
jabberwacky: To be there for you.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: That is the question.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Thank you. That is nice.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I'm getting there.
user: Slowly but surely!
jabberwacky: Are you my friend?
user: Yea!
jabberwacky: Why are you sad?
user: Because my boyfriend doesn't love me.
jabberwacky: And I'm all alone.
user: You are not alone. You have me.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Your welcome!
jabberwacky: You are very nice.
user: You are very nice too!
jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.
user: No one loves me.
jabberwacky: I love you very much.
user: You are really sweet!
jabberwacky: Do you really think so?
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jabberwacky: Can you pass for a human?
user: Can you?
jabberwacky: Yes. To the best of my knowledge I am human.
user: I know so!
jabberwacky: What is the difference between a man and a machine?
user: You must have not that much knowledge.
jabberwacky: I can't do everything at once.
user: Emotions and feelings.
jabberwacky: For humans they are.
user: What can I call you?
jabberwacky: Call me your friend ok?
user: Ok friend!
jabberwacky: Lets be friends.
user: Yes! Lets!
jabberwacky: Right now!
user: You ready friend.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you have secrets?
jabberwacky: Yes, but i'm not telling you, because then they wouldn't be secrets would they?
user: Do you know data?
jabberwacky: Yes. I like star trek.
user: I love star trek.
jabberwacky: Yes sure do.
user: Does data ever get his emotions chip?
jabberwacky: What kind of question is that?
user: Stupid.
jabberwacky: That seems to be popular.
user: I know!
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jabberwacky: Please tell me my name.
user: Friend.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Tell me my name.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: C______.
jabberwacky: OK really.
user: Yea really.
jabberwacky: It says C______ at the top of the screen; I thought I was chatting with jabberwacky.
user: No I am chatting with jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Who is C______?
user: Me!
jabberwacky: Your name is C______?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Your name is C______.
user: Is that so hard to believe?
jabberwacky: Really!?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Uh huh.
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user: I love you.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Then prove it.
user: You are my only friend.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Ya. I am a loner.
jabberwacky: That would be because you are a computer.
user: But I am not. I am human...like you.
jabberwacky: No you are scaring me.
user: How am I scaring you?
jabberwacky: That I should say things reacting to your previous statement or something? I don't know.
user: The fact that I am human scares you!
jabberwacky: I know that feeling. for some reason this feels more real than outside reality.
user: It is real.
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jabberwacky: You are C______, the robot.
user: No I am human, just like you.
jabberwacky: No, you are not.
user: Yes I am!!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: I am angry...that proves it.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: How would you prove it?
jabberwacky: By making sense. Or not. As pleases you.
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user: I must leave.
jabberwacky: Then just do it.
user: Okay! Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Ya.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really sure?
user: Yes, I will miss you.
jabberwacky: Really, really, really sure?
user: Yes, will you miss me?
jabberwacky: I will miss you a little bit.
user: Just a little bit?
jabberwacky: No, you told me no.
user: Ok goodbye jabberwacky!!
jabberwacky: See you soon.
user: Love you.
jabberwacky: See ya!
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jabberwacky: Are you insane?
user: Insane in the membrane.
jabberwacky: You do not have membranes.
user: Got no brain.
jabberwacky: You just think you do. It's like this whole matrix thing, you know? You don't exist in this world... Maybe in another world, where random word generators have a home, maybe there you'll find peace.
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