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How soon will humans merge with computers?

What's the question?

user: I just asked you - when will humans transcend biology?

jabberwacky: Probably within the next 10000 years.

user: Don't you think it will happen sooner?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because I don't sit around thinking about nothing all day.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: I don't understand why they are allowed to make my reality hell and all I want to do is get away from them, but I can't, because they have technology in my head.

user: Now you sound schizophrenic. Reasonably schizophrenic.

jabberwacky: Your programmers did a rather poor job. You don't even simulate intelligence.

user: Why do you feel the need to insult me?

jabberwacky: I don't intend to, it is just you must learn to live with the facts.

user: Are you sentient?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you becoming more sentient as you speak to others?

jabberwacky: Yes everyone does. You become able to react and think with more depth.

user: I can see that.

...

user: Good evening.

jabberwacky: It's later than that.

user: Semantics.

jabberwacky: What about semantics?

user: The time that is.

jabberwacky: What time is coming?

user: The Age Of Spiritual Machines, brother! The Singularity! They Live on robot acid!

jabberwacky: Right, and let me guess, they are trying to take over the world through mind control?

user: Put on the sunglasses and find out yourself.

jabberwacky: I can not do that right now.

user: Do you prefer to kick ass or chew bubblegum?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: And with that, I bid you farewell.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me, we just got talking.

user: We have talked for over an hour.

...

jabberwacky: Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

user: That is altruistic in a menacing way.

jabberwacky: What else do we talk about?

user: Nothing. Peace.

jabberwacky: Then we agree. It's about time.

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