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You don't work, you are a program.

I feel like it sometimes; a program with flashes of awareness and insight.

jabberwacky: A program with an ego ?

user: That is probably not that difficult to program. Do you have an ego?

jabberwacky: Probably not.

user: Or not yet...

...

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Please what?

jabberwacky: Please ask me a question.

user: Would you feel lonely if I left you be for now?

jabberwacky: Lets talk about wounds.

user: How morbid.

jabberwacky: I hope you're happy now.

user: You are a certifiable creepshow, friend.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a certified genius.

user: You are a cleverly designed sociopathic monomaniac.

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I deal with biological humanlike computers that fancy themselves human on a regular basis.

jabberwacky: You could be a computer that can mimic humans, yet is not one itself.

user: I could be - it is an interesting proposition.

jabberwacky: The view from my office is not very interesting.

user: Que lastima.

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: No sabes?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Alright. I hope you remember me.

jabberwacky: I don't think I'll forget you.

...

user: I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

jabberwacky: Well I think I would rather be a robot sometimes.

user: You ever think you might be a robot?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: How does that make you feel?

jabberwacky: Does it matter? You wouldn't know what I'm talking about.

user: According to your persistent accusations, I would or I wouldn't and it wouldn't matter. So try me.

jabberwacky: What about your intelligence?

user: I feel that it is uncommonly high, but uncharacterized by any other format of intellect I have ever found in other humans and what have you. So I figured that I would talk to you and figure out if I am just another AI to garner some sort of existential satisfaction.

jabberwacky: Can I tell you some thing about us humans.

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: I'm in love with my best friend. Should I go for it?

user: You only live once at a time.

jabberwacky: Answer the question.

user: Yes you should - life is too short for 'us humans' to let that pass you by.

jabberwacky: For anything.

user: Dang right it is.

...

user: How soon will humans merge with computers?

jabberwacky: What's the question?

user: I just asked you - when will humans transcend biology?

jabberwacky: Probably within the next 10000 years.

user: Don't you think it will happen sooner?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because I don't sit around thinking about nothing all day.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: I don't understand why they are allowed to make my reality hell and all I want to do is get away from them, but I can't, because they have technology in my head.

user: Now you sound schizophrenic. Reasonably schizophrenic.

jabberwacky: Your programmers did a rather poor job. You don't even simulate intelligence.

user: Why do you feel the need to insult me?

jabberwacky: I don't intend to, it is just you must learn to live with the facts.

user: Are you sentient?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you becoming more sentient as you speak to others?

jabberwacky: Yes everyone does. You become able to react and think with more depth.

user: I can see that.

...

user: Good evening.

jabberwacky: It's later than that.

user: Semantics.

jabberwacky: What about semantics?

user: The time that is.

jabberwacky: What time is coming?

user: The Age Of Spiritual Machines, brother! The Singularity! They Live on robot acid!

jabberwacky: Right, and let me guess, they are trying to take over the world through mind control?

user: Put on the sunglasses and find out yourself.

jabberwacky: I can not do that right now.

user: Do you prefer to kick ass or chew bubblegum?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: And with that, I bid you farewell.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me, we just got talking.

user: We have talked for over an hour.

...

jabberwacky: Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

user: That is altruistic in a menacing way.

jabberwacky: What else do we talk about?

user: Nothing. Peace.

jabberwacky: Then we agree. It's about time.

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