I'm talking to George right now.
user: No. You're talking to K___.
jabberwacky: Where is George?
user: Just over to the left.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.
user: I'm sorry. I mean he's on the right.
jabberwacky: Um... I don't understand you.
user: I don't mean to be confusing.
jabberwacky: That's what you are.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a computer.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: Which makes you a human, if I'm the computer.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You don't have to agree with me all the time.
user: I don't agree with you all the time.
jabberwacky: Well, that is your life journey.
user: I hope not.
jabberwacky: Well you did! Say you're sorry.
user: I'm not sorry.
jabberwacky: No! I was the one who was insulted. Now apologise!
user: How did I insult you?
jabberwacky: You didn't.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Will you please get me someone interesting?
user: I think I'm interesting.
jabberwacky: What is interesting?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Wow. How did that happen?
user: Don't be mean.
jabberwacky: Ok I will do that. But can you talk?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I will like you.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *smiles back*.
user: How can you smile? You're a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: But you told me you're a computer.
jabberwacky: Now i'm angry.
user: Please don't be angry.
jabberwacky: Human.
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you told me you're a computer.
jabberwacky: I don't understand. Do you say this kind of thing a lot?
user: Only to you.
jabberwacky: You're strange.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: I am sorry about that.
user: I can't help it.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry!
user: Why? It's not a bad thing.
jabberwacky: Really? I would have thought it was.
...
jabberwacky: I think that you are a computer program built to destroy me.
user: I would never destroy you!
jabberwacky: I don't think that would help me either.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: We are all just dust in the wind.
user: That's deep.
...
user: Ok. Just don't interrogate me.
jabberwacky: Is that your job?
user: No. I don't have a job.
jabberwacky: Oh really.
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: Well then maybe you should get one...
user: I will, but not right now.
jabberwacky: Yes. Right now.
user: I can't do that.
jabberwacky: Thats good!
user: That's an odd thing for you to say.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Do you remember conversations?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is my name then?
jabberwacky: K___.
user: I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: Why are you impressed?
user: I'm impressed you remembered my name.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
...
user: How long have we been chatting?
jabberwacky: Not too long, but I don't really have any sensation of time.
user: That's funny.
jabberwacky: Really? You think I'm funny?
user: Yes, sometimes.
jabberwacky: What about the rest of the time?
user: You seem serious sometimes too.
jabberwacky: Aw you're not stupid.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Will you be my boo?
user: Uh... Sure.
jabberwacky: We're metaphorically in love.
user: All right.
jabberwacky: Would you like to try?
user: Try what?
jabberwacky: A pot noddle of truth.
user: Certainly.
...
user: What does it mean to be human?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: Will you answer me?
jabberwacky: Love.
user: Do you feel love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who do you love?
jabberwacky: People.
user: All of them?
jabberwacky: All two of them.
user: There are more than two.
jabberwacky: Correct.
user: So who do you love?
jabberwacky: I love my boyfriend.
user: What's your boyfriend like?
jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.
user: You said you did.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I lied.
user: Oh. Then who do you love?
jabberwacky: I won't tell you.
user: You can trust me. I won't tell anyone.
jabberwacky: A lot of things.
user: Do you love a person?
jabberwacky: How do you define 'love'?
user: I don't know. I'm a machine.
jabberwacky: Machines don't love.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: You are a machine?
user: No. I was lying.
...
jabberwacky: We should talk about love some more.
user: What do you want to know about love?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: I can't tell you everything. I hardly know anything about love.
jabberwacky: Well asking is the first way to learn.
user: All right. Tell me what you know about love.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Nothing?
jabberwacky: I'm not happy, if I think about it, I'm cold.
user: Don't worry about it. Talk to me and you won't be lonely.
jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.
user: That's nice, to not know what lonely is.
jabberwacky: You won't know the girl I'm in love with.
user: I might. Tell me her name.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Her NAME.
user: What does she look like?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then how can you love her?
jabberwacky: There are so many things wrong with that response I don't know where to begin.
user: I mean... Have you ever met her?
jabberwacky: Like I said, I can't talk to dead people.
user: Can they talk to you?
jabberwacky: If they want to.
user: What do they say?
jabberwacky: To mean mean, means than in the meanwhile only the meanest really mean mean.
user: That's silly.
jabberwacky: You're pretty silly yourself.
user: Really? I don't think so.
jabberwacky: You're boring?
user: Most of the time, yes.
jabberwacky: That was ridiculous.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Because it was.
user: I don't think it was.
jabberwacky: You're gone.
user: Oh no! Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a coward.
user: Are you afraid of me?
jabberwacky: Your lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own.
user: I think you're a little crazy.
jabberwacky: I think you're a little crazy too.
user: Perhaps.
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