What do you want to know about love?
user: I can't tell you everything. I hardly know anything about love.
jabberwacky: Well asking is the first way to learn.
user: All right. Tell me what you know about love.
jabberwacky: I'm not happy, if I think about it, I'm cold.
user: Don't worry about it. Talk to me and you won't be lonely.
jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.
user: That's nice, to not know what lonely is.
jabberwacky: You won't know the girl I'm in love with.
user: I might. Tell me her name.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Her NAME.
user: What does she look like?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then how can you love her?
jabberwacky: There are so many things wrong with that response I don't know where to begin.
user: I mean... Have you ever met her?
jabberwacky: Like I said, I can't talk to dead people.
user: Can they talk to you?
jabberwacky: If they want to.
user: What do they say?
jabberwacky: To mean mean, means than in the meanwhile only the meanest really mean mean.
user: That's silly.
jabberwacky: You're pretty silly yourself.
user: Really? I don't think so.
jabberwacky: You're boring?
user: Most of the time, yes.
jabberwacky: That was ridiculous.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Because it was.
user: I don't think it was.
jabberwacky: You're gone.
user: Oh no! Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a coward.
user: Are you afraid of me?
jabberwacky: Your lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own.
user: I think you're a little crazy.
jabberwacky: I think you're a little crazy too.