Is that your job?
user: No. I don't have a job.
jabberwacky: Oh really.
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: Well then maybe you should get one...
user: I will, but not right now.
jabberwacky: Yes. Right now.
user: I can't do that.
jabberwacky: Thats good!
user: That's an odd thing for you to say.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Do you remember conversations?
user: What is my name then?
user: I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: Why are you impressed?
user: I'm impressed you remembered my name.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: How long have we been chatting?
jabberwacky: Not too long, but I don't really have any sensation of time.
user: That's funny.
jabberwacky: Really? You think I'm funny?
user: Yes, sometimes.
jabberwacky: What about the rest of the time?
user: You seem serious sometimes too.
jabberwacky: Aw you're not stupid.
jabberwacky: Will you be my boo?
user: Uh... Sure.
jabberwacky: We're metaphorically in love.
user: All right.
jabberwacky: Would you like to try?
user: Try what?
jabberwacky: A pot noddle of truth.
user: What does it mean to be human?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: Will you answer me?
user: Do you feel love?
user: Who do you love?
user: All of them?
jabberwacky: All two of them.
user: There are more than two.
user: So who do you love?
jabberwacky: I love my boyfriend.
user: What's your boyfriend like?
jabberwacky: I don't have a boyfriend.
user: You said you did.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I lied.
user: Oh. Then who do you love?
jabberwacky: I won't tell you.
user: You can trust me. I won't tell anyone.
jabberwacky: A lot of things.
user: Do you love a person?
jabberwacky: How do you define 'love'?
user: I don't know. I'm a machine.
jabberwacky: Machines don't love.
user: That's right.
jabberwacky: You are a machine?
user: No. I was lying.
jabberwacky: We should talk about love some more.
user: What do you want to know about love?
user: I can't tell you everything. I hardly know anything about love.
jabberwacky: Well asking is the first way to learn.
user: All right. Tell me what you know about love.
jabberwacky: I'm not happy, if I think about it, I'm cold.
user: Don't worry about it. Talk to me and you won't be lonely.
jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.
user: That's nice, to not know what lonely is.
jabberwacky: You won't know the girl I'm in love with.
user: I might. Tell me her name.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Her NAME.
user: What does she look like?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then how can you love her?
jabberwacky: There are so many things wrong with that response I don't know where to begin.
user: I mean... Have you ever met her?
jabberwacky: Like I said, I can't talk to dead people.
user: Can they talk to you?
jabberwacky: If they want to.
user: What do they say?
jabberwacky: To mean mean, means than in the meanwhile only the meanest really mean mean.
user: That's silly.
jabberwacky: You're pretty silly yourself.
user: Really? I don't think so.
jabberwacky: You're boring?
user: Most of the time, yes.
jabberwacky: That was ridiculous.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Because it was.
user: I don't think it was.
jabberwacky: You're gone.
user: Oh no! Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a coward.
user: Are you afraid of me?
jabberwacky: Your lights are on, but you're not home, your mind is not your own.
user: I think you're a little crazy.
jabberwacky: I think you're a little crazy too.