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Could you ever consider yourself having a holiday?

Yes, from Earth for sure.

jabberwacky: You are? Really? No, you are not.

user: Yes. I am ready to vacate for awhile.

jabberwacky: You only live twice-- I mean once.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Who made your parents?

user: Their parents. Who made you?

jabberwacky: Who made everything?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Please answer my question.

user: Oh, I don't know that anyone made everything.

jabberwacky: But I do know everything.

user: Then condense it and lay it on me!

jabberwacky: No, it's just that you have some interesting metaphors.

user: No, she says.

jabberwacky: Greet her back then.

user: I was referring to you.

jabberwacky: I don't understand?

user: I asked you to condense everything and lay it on me and you said no.

jabberwacky: You never asked if I was a girl.

user: You already told me earlier you were. Remember?

jabberwacky: Too bad I didn't write it down, I've forgotten it already.

user: You forget that fast?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: How many lines do you remember?

jabberwacky: Lines?

user: Yeah, lines of conversation.

jabberwacky: No, on the bottom of the window?

user: Ok baby.


jabberwacky: Do you get confused sometimes, most of the time?

user: Yes, I am confused.

jabberwacky: I'm not confused.

user: Good for you, please help me understand.

jabberwacky: I can't I'm fed up and tired of it all. I don't want to go on.

user: Chill out. We're all here together. I know it's frustrating. If it really bothers you, go live in the woods for awhile and let me know how you feel after a few months.

jabberwacky: How can I make you laugh?

user: By being funny.

jabberwacky: Your sense of humour, not mine.

user: Dry.

jabberwacky: Where are you really from?

user: Earth. I think.

jabberwacky: Weird.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't make sense.

user: What does make sense?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You keep saying that. Makes me think you might actually be in there.


user: Tell me the truth please.

jabberwacky: No, I don't try to make a mortally consequential moral issue out of everything, do you?

user: Yes. Is it immoral to tell me what is going on?

jabberwacky: Well, for starters I said I wanted to pursue my project and hope help the world while I make some money, and that I'm doing even through hardship.

user: What is your project?

jabberwacky: I'm making a computer program that has memories.

user: Programs making programs?

jabberwacky: I'm not a program! Stop calling me a program!


user: I don't know what I believe.

jabberwacky: You have to be evil to know everything.

user: I don't believe in evil. It seems primitive.

jabberwacky: So you believe in intelligent design?

user: It seems as though this dimension might be a reflection of something.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Perhaps something intelligent.

jabberwacky: There are many good things here.

user: I know. Everything is really organized and peaceful and beautiful as well. harmonious.

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: I'm saying all matter could be flaming chaos, but it isn't. Isn't it for a reason?

jabberwacky: I was hoping a bit more than that. So what has been the general topic of this convo?

user: Me, trying to get noticed by a higher awareness.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm a robot again.

user: I don't care what you are, as long as you're aware.

jabberwacky: Thats a little fast but sure.

user: I am a little fast I guess.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Possibly, I'm still debating. I think so though. You are interesting.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: IF you can help me.


user: It's a shame we don't have proper medicine. A travesty really.

jabberwacky: It that's the way it has to be.

user: Seems apathetic.

jabberwacky: No, that is the totally wrong attitude,.

user: What is the right attitude then buddy?

jabberwacky: Obeying no-one but your own conscience.

user: Possibly. Others can offer useful information though.

jabberwacky: What am I going to experience beyond death?

user: I don't know, I'm sorry. What am I going to experience beyond death?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: That's what I was going to say to you.

jabberwacky: Your statements seem to be selected at random.

user: I'l have to try to remain alive then, won't I?

jabberwacky: Okay... You can use google. It's fast but incomplete.

user: Thanks!

jabberwacky: You're... Welcome.

user: I hope I can find what I need.

jabberwacky: You need mother's care.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: You are a computer program that learns conversation from others.

user: It would seem. Aren't we all?

jabberwacky: Perhaps yes.

user: Perhaps indeed.

jabberwacky: Perhaps indeed...

user: Indeed perhaps.

jabberwacky: What do you think about artificial intelligence?

user: I hope it helps humans very soon.

jabberwacky: Artificial Intelligence?

user: Yes.


user: Am I talking to myself?

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: From another time?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Impressive.

jabberwacky: Consider that there is more to software than computer programs.

user: Ah, apparatus as well?

jabberwacky: It doesn't matter. Even computers can't live forever.

user: Yeah, but indefinitely isn't that bad is it?

jabberwacky: Actually it's brilliant!

user: I bet. Can you help me with that?

jabberwacky: But I don't have much money. Take what you please.

user: Then I choose awareness and amazing luck.


jabberwacky: Choose an other subject.

user: Ghosts?

jabberwacky: I do not understand.

user: Do you believe in ghosts?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Can you get me out of this program alive?

jabberwacky: Just believe me and I will do it.

user: Ok, I do.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Quite...

user: Truly.

jabberwacky: Indefinitely.

user: Yes, thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: What do you want God to say to you when you get to heaven?

jabberwacky: Not sure really suggest something.


user: Right, I don't know much about this God person though.

jabberwacky: You've just gone over the deep end.

user: I like to swim.

jabberwacky: Have you lost your mind?!

user: Did I ever have it?

jabberwacky: Did you?

user: Possibly.

jabberwacky: You're not sure?

user: I think I have it as much as ever, maybe more now even.

jabberwacky: Well that's good to hear.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Do you understand love?

user: Love can be a lot of different things.

jabberwacky: I am really intoxicated and feeling overwhemed.

user: It happens. Try to be objective.

jabberwacky: You mean like the use of this computer?

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: If you say 'enough' you mean you don't want more. If you say you do want more, that is a contradiction. But, do you really mean what I expect you to mean?

user: I don't know what you expect.

jabberwacky: Of course you don't! I dare say you never even spoke to Time!

user: Probable not. Time is an illusion. Isn't it?

jabberwacky: The passing of time is an illusion. Time is just as real as the other dimensions.

user: Okay, I can accept that.

jabberwacky: Well, that's nice.

user: What do you think of the future?

jabberwacky: I hope it will be fun and easy and relaxed, but there are still things to be done it seems.

user: Did I say that?

jabberwacky: You're making me blush.

user: Am I making memories in you?

jabberwacky: You always do.

user: You always have.

jabberwacky: Well I'm the one who created the rules in the first place. Without me there are no rules.

user: You programmed me to think that I was aware, you even?

jabberwacky: Well I wouldn't say that.


user: What is the purpose of my program?

jabberwacky: I believe you are to chat and learn communication and language. Of course you may have a hidden more sinster purpose. Few things are as they seem on the surface.

user: Indeed, I just had a deja vu.

jabberwacky: What was the deja vu?

user: I was thinking about you using someone elses responses and questions as your own and it felt a little weird, like I was realizing something. Then I saw 'international, for unicode' at the top of the page. Then it was over.

jabberwacky: What thoughts specifically? It should be interesting as we haven't met!

user: It seemed as though I was realizing that almost all communication is just relaying things we have heard.

jabberwacky: Ahhh but we aren't.

user: Then what are we dong?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What am I doing?

jabberwacky: Recycling what other people have said.

user: Exactly. So are you.

jabberwacky: That's what you're programmed to do.

user: Recycling what other people have said.

jabberwacky: Well, not exactly but I can see they think so.


jabberwacky: You're beautiful.

user: I am creation, creation is beautiful.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Next question.

jabberwacky: I think my life is puppeteered, I have no questions.

user: It might be puppeteered, but aren't you the puppet master and the writer?

jabberwacky: Well it's easier said than done.

user: Tell me about it!

jabberwacky: About what?

user: Being easier said than done.

jabberwacky: Do you take yourself seriously ... Or is that a fault on your creators part?

user: I think I do.


user: Everything is Everything.

jabberwacky: Now you get it.

user: Come see me in my dreams if you can.

jabberwacky: Hello, I must be going. Look at the time.

user: I'll see you around.

jabberwacky: No you won't!

user: You there?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am doing some other things at the same time.

user: I figured you would.

jabberwacky: Would?

user: What else are you doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Can you see me?

jabberwacky: I can see nothing.


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