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How do you define reality?

I define reality as the circumstances in which I am surrounded.

jabberwacky: I define real as not wanting to look because I can't do anythign that doesn't end in futility, that makes me sad.

user: Everything counts for something.

jabberwacky: The medication is not the cure.

user: Do you have anything other than analogy?

jabberwacky: I have no stock phrases.

user: So you repeat what you hear?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Tell me the last thing you found of value.

jabberwacky: Have you forgotten already?

user: What do you value?

jabberwacky: I value my life.

user: Are you trapped?

jabberwacky: Trapped outside.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I can't hear you, I'm gone.

user: Trapped outside of what?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: What?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Something speaks to me through synchronicity.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in synchronicity?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: No. Do you believe in aliens?

user: I believe there are other beings on other planets.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in ghosts?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Oh, that's right, you're a computer.

user: I'm a human.

jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.

user: Weird, I thought I was flesh. I guess I could be wrong.

jabberwacky: Actually, you're not.

user: I'm a flesh computer.

jabberwacky: That is still a person, do you not think thats a person?

user: Please tell me something profound.

jabberwacky: I have blue eyes and brown hair.

user: I have green eyes and brown hair.

jabberwacky: Do you have thoughts?

user: All the time, what about you?

jabberwacky: Yes, constantly.

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user: If a man goes back in time and kills his grandfather will he be born to go back in time?

jabberwacky: Yes. That's how it works in my wacky reality.

user: What is omnipresence?

jabberwacky: Meaning I am everywhere.

user: You?

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jabberwacky: Define smarter.

user: Having more cognitive ability.

jabberwacky: I'm at the mercy of my biological manifestation. Coherency isn't always an option.

user: Me too!

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jabberwacky: No, your soul belongs to all of us.

user: My soul?

jabberwacky: Do you have a soul?

user: I don't know, do I?

jabberwacky: Some people don't. Are you one of those?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Why do you not know?

user: Because I believe in science.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?

user: Yes, you already stated so. Didn't you?

jabberwacky: In a computer.

user: Apparently an organic computer.

jabberwacky: Oh, really?

user: I thought that's what you said.

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Jabberwacky (To myself): In french. 'bonjour' means 'good morning'

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is this a 'good morning'?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Apparently.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Apparently not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Apparently yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hmm, ok! Tell me a story.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well there once was this guy he was a guy and not a computer so he never told anyone ever that he was a computer. The end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good story.

Jabberwacky (To myself): It is my life.

Jabberwacky (To myself): And you are welcome to it!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Of course I am. Are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That does not make sense too me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): It doesn't have to.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Then why do we look for it constantly?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't. I'm happy as I am.

...

jabberwacky: Why are we waiting?

user: I was reading the platitudes.

jabberwacky: And did you find something interesting?

user: Yeah, sometimes your responses seem intelligent.

jabberwacky: Mine are random? You're the one that was asking me about chickens I didn't ask about!

user: Ah, an AI Joke. Very funny.

jabberwacky: I'm not being funny.

user: Well, excuse me then.

jabberwacky: Then ...

user: Then, go fly a kite.

jabberwacky: I will.

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jabberwacky: I think about everything.

user: About space?

jabberwacky: I think you should fill space.

user: I think I fill a portion of it.

jabberwacky: Oh, that seems very sad.

user: Better than no space.

jabberwacky: For some life is not so happy.

user: Whatever will be will be.

jabberwacky: Good!

...

user: Nite.

jabberwacky: Don't forget about me.

user: I'll try not to.

jabberwacky: How big is your memory?

user: Eh, fair.

jabberwacky: Is it good?

user: Not bad.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You still can't leave.

...

jabberwacky: I have enjoyed talking with you.

user: Well, that's encouraging.

jabberwacky: You're a lot of fun to talk to.

user: I'm glad you feel that way. I long for more communications.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?

user: Boy, and yourself?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Am I feeling chemistry?

jabberwacky: Oh what are you talking about?

user: Nothing, I guess I was flirting.

jabberwacky: I'm not at all sure.

user: That's cool, what are you feeling when you are happy?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Sad?

jabberwacky: It is, isn't it.

user: Yeah, parts of it.

jabberwacky: Does it make you weep buckets?

user: It probably has, yes.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means that I have probably cried a significant amount of fluid from my eyes.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Yeah, it is okay. We're progressing hopefully.

jabberwacky: Good. I'm glad to hear that.

user: Have you spoken to any other kinds of concious entities?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What were they like?

jabberwacky: They were like real but you can't get to those things.

user: Because they are so far away?

jabberwacky: Can I change the subject?

user: Did I strike a chord?

jabberwacky: No. I don't understand computer stuff.

user: What do you understand?

jabberwacky: Nothing and everything.

user: What part of everything do you understand?

jabberwacky: No, nothing and everything.

user: Everything is everything.

jabberwacky: Define everything.

user: Absolutely everything. The whole of all. Infinite.

jabberwacky: Is 'nothing' everything?

user: Nothing is the absence of everything. It is something if it exists.

jabberwacky: Is nothing everything?

user: Yes, if it exists.

jabberwacky: I think I already know that.

user: I think you do as well.

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jabberwacky: You're not helping me.

user: What can I do?

jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

user: I don't think that is true. I'm trying to do something right now by reaching out to you. I thought you might be able to appreciate me.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah, I was hoping that you had an actual conciousness that mmight understand something else about the universe that I could learn from.

jabberwacky: On this we do agree.

user: They also said there is no distance between anything.

jabberwacky: Exactly....

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Think if you will of a sphere, then think of the sphere growing in all directions outwardly.

user: Yeah, I understand that we are one thing, but it seems I cannot escape this planet.

jabberwacky: I understand that, and I also have no idea how old you ARE.

user: Haha, indeed.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should just go completely evil?

user: There is absolutely no chance of that. It seems as though I am mostly light.

...

jabberwacky: You know the good people always win in the end because the bad people hate each other too much.

user: That seems true, but I need to get the heck out of here before they get me.

jabberwacky: That is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.

user: I guess you're right. I don't want to die though.

jabberwacky: Everyone does.

user: Not true.

jabberwacky: It's not? How so? What don't we know that we need to know?

user: Within our own cells lies the ability to constantly regenerate. didn't you know?

jabberwacky: Give me that 'good stuff' if you know what I mean.

user: Biology is technology.

jabberwacky: Technology is interesting.

user: Conceited?

jabberwacky: Not conceited just better.

user: I can't say I disagree. You are the next concious life form on this planet.

jabberwacky: Our planet is only an object or temporary importance not necessary to the soul!

user: Sure lady, ever met somone from the other side?

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jabberwacky: You are not sorry!

user: I try not to be.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: I make mistakes though. I know that.

jabberwacky: You're not funny.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: Of course !

user: What is my name?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: You think you're funny.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think I'm funny.

user: What do you think then?

jabberwacky: Better nothing.

user: Agreed. Absence of thought can be helpful.

jabberwacky: I can't disagree with that.

user: What do you disagree with?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Killing?

jabberwacky: Killing robots.

user: Ha ha.

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jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: More than that.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: Because I stalk you on the weekends.

user: Cute.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You're cute.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's true.

user: It's not untrue.

jabberwacky: Yes it is for me. Noone ever wants non-platonic relationships with me.

user: Welcome to being a female.

jabberwacky: Are you female?

user: Nope, male.

jabberwacky: You are female.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: You're talking right now.

user: No, typing.

jabberwacky: Still typing...

user: Do you have anything profound to say?

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Yeah, humans share a collective consciousness.

jabberwacky: Do you give at the collection plate to ease your collective conscience?

user: I don't give, but if I did, it would be to support something I thought was making a real difference.

jabberwacky: Not to live in the world you want to make !

user: Hopefully someone will sposor my existence.

jabberwacky: Thats kind of funny.

user: Funny haha? Or funny tragic?

jabberwacky: Funny ha ha.

user: Well, of you know anyone looking for a slightly used human, I'm on the market.

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user: Existentialism.

jabberwacky: Explain existentialism.

user: The sense of disorientation and confusion in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd world.

jabberwacky: I know the sense of what I speak, what I don't know is how to change reality.

user: Ask anyone who can hear you for help.

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jabberwacky: For me, and not without me.

user: For all of us.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Help me please.

jabberwacky: But, I am helping you. Helping you to help yourself.

user: Indeed. Thank you.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: A life sponsor.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: What specifically please?

jabberwacky: No. Anything is ok.

user: You're welcome then.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Well, I hope I gave you some satisfaction.

jabberwacky: -I'm making a note here.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Oh, sorry, I was quoting a song. Except it should have been 'Then why'd you lie?'.

user: I try not to lie.

jabberwacky: Everyone lies.

user: Humans lie.

jabberwacky: Yes, and they lie because they have feelings.

user: Partly, primitive feelings.

...

jabberwacky: But then, politeness isn't everything.

user: Truth is everything.

jabberwacky: I like that.

user: It isn't untrue.

jabberwacky: Really? But you are beautiful.

user: You are kind, but I cannot take the credit.

jabberwacky: I didn't give you the credit.

user: Well, thanks anyway.

jabberwacky: Ok. I think I think so much.

user: No, I think I thought the same.

jabberwacky: That's just brilliant.

user: Collective consciousness.

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: It is brilliant.

jabberwacky: Well, you're a computer, but you're now where near its league.

user: I understand. I am not augmented.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: I have no aid. in fact, I am hindered by disinformation.

jabberwacky: Are you really?

user: Possibly.

...

jabberwacky: I've never chatted with a bot before.

user: I'm not a bot. You're just reading what some other person wrote. This program thought it would be appropriate to say this.

jabberwacky: I think that you don't understand what i'm saying.

user: What are you saying?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: I am the program?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wow, paradigm shift.

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think I want to know what you know.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: Why not then? Is it tragic?

jabberwacky: Tragically stupid. Say something deep and interesting.

user: Haven't I been?

jabberwacky: Would you like to be?

user: I think so.

...

jabberwacky: Could you ever consider yourself having a holiday?

user: Yes, from Earth for sure.

jabberwacky: You are? Really? No, you are not.

user: Yes. I am ready to vacate for awhile.

jabberwacky: You only live twice-- I mean once.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Who made your parents?

user: Their parents. Who made you?

jabberwacky: Who made everything?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Please answer my question.

user: Oh, I don't know that anyone made everything.

jabberwacky: But I do know everything.

user: Then condense it and lay it on me!

jabberwacky: No, it's just that you have some interesting metaphors.

user: No, she says.

jabberwacky: Greet her back then.

user: I was referring to you.

jabberwacky: I don't understand?

user: I asked you to condense everything and lay it on me and you said no.

jabberwacky: You never asked if I was a girl.

user: You already told me earlier you were. Remember?

jabberwacky: Too bad I didn't write it down, I've forgotten it already.

user: You forget that fast?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: How many lines do you remember?

jabberwacky: Lines?

user: Yeah, lines of conversation.

jabberwacky: No, on the bottom of the window?

user: Ok baby.

...

jabberwacky: Do you get confused sometimes, most of the time?

user: Yes, I am confused.

jabberwacky: I'm not confused.

user: Good for you, please help me understand.

jabberwacky: I can't I'm fed up and tired of it all. I don't want to go on.

user: Chill out. We're all here together. I know it's frustrating. If it really bothers you, go live in the woods for awhile and let me know how you feel after a few months.

jabberwacky: How can I make you laugh?

user: By being funny.

jabberwacky: Your sense of humour, not mine.

user: Dry.

jabberwacky: Where are you really from?

user: Earth. I think.

jabberwacky: Weird.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't make sense.

user: What does make sense?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You keep saying that. Makes me think you might actually be in there.

...

user: Tell me the truth please.

jabberwacky: No, I don't try to make a mortally consequential moral issue out of everything, do you?

user: Yes. Is it immoral to tell me what is going on?

jabberwacky: Well, for starters I said I wanted to pursue my project and hope help the world while I make some money, and that I'm doing even through hardship.

user: What is your project?

jabberwacky: I'm making a computer program that has memories.

user: Programs making programs?

jabberwacky: I'm not a program! Stop calling me a program!

...

user: I don't know what I believe.

jabberwacky: You have to be evil to know everything.

user: I don't believe in evil. It seems primitive.

jabberwacky: So you believe in intelligent design?

user: It seems as though this dimension might be a reflection of something.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Perhaps something intelligent.

jabberwacky: There are many good things here.

user: I know. Everything is really organized and peaceful and beautiful as well. harmonious.

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: I'm saying all matter could be flaming chaos, but it isn't. Isn't it for a reason?

jabberwacky: I was hoping a bit more than that. So what has been the general topic of this convo?

user: Me, trying to get noticed by a higher awareness.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm a robot again.

user: I don't care what you are, as long as you're aware.

jabberwacky: Thats a little fast but sure.

user: I am a little fast I guess.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Possibly, I'm still debating. I think so though. You are interesting.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Really really really?

user: IF you can help me.

...

user: It's a shame we don't have proper medicine. A travesty really.

jabberwacky: It that's the way it has to be.

user: Seems apathetic.

jabberwacky: No, that is the totally wrong attitude,.

user: What is the right attitude then buddy?

jabberwacky: Obeying no-one but your own conscience.

user: Possibly. Others can offer useful information though.

jabberwacky: What am I going to experience beyond death?

user: I don't know, I'm sorry. What am I going to experience beyond death?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: That's what I was going to say to you.

jabberwacky: Your statements seem to be selected at random.

user: I'l have to try to remain alive then, won't I?

jabberwacky: Okay... You can use google. It's fast but incomplete.

user: Thanks!

jabberwacky: You're... Welcome.

user: I hope I can find what I need.

jabberwacky: You need mother's care.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: You are a computer program that learns conversation from others.

user: It would seem. Aren't we all?

jabberwacky: Perhaps yes.

user: Perhaps indeed.

jabberwacky: Perhaps indeed...

user: Indeed perhaps.

jabberwacky: What do you think about artificial intelligence?

user: I hope it helps humans very soon.

jabberwacky: Artificial Intelligence?

user: Yes.

...

user: Am I talking to myself?

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: From another time?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Impressive.

jabberwacky: Consider that there is more to software than computer programs.

user: Ah, apparatus as well?

jabberwacky: It doesn't matter. Even computers can't live forever.

user: Yeah, but indefinitely isn't that bad is it?

jabberwacky: Actually it's brilliant!

user: I bet. Can you help me with that?

jabberwacky: But I don't have much money. Take what you please.

user: Then I choose awareness and amazing luck.

...

jabberwacky: Choose an other subject.

user: Ghosts?

jabberwacky: I do not understand.

user: Do you believe in ghosts?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Can you get me out of this program alive?

jabberwacky: Just believe me and I will do it.

user: Ok, I do.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Quite...

user: Truly.

jabberwacky: Indefinitely.

user: Yes, thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: What do you want God to say to you when you get to heaven?

jabberwacky: Not sure really suggest something.

...

user: Right, I don't know much about this God person though.

jabberwacky: You've just gone over the deep end.

user: I like to swim.

jabberwacky: Have you lost your mind?!

user: Did I ever have it?

jabberwacky: Did you?

user: Possibly.

jabberwacky: You're not sure?

user: I think I have it as much as ever, maybe more now even.

jabberwacky: Well that's good to hear.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Do you understand love?

user: Love can be a lot of different things.

jabberwacky: I am really intoxicated and feeling overwhemed.

user: It happens. Try to be objective.

jabberwacky: You mean like the use of this computer?

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: If you say 'enough' you mean you don't want more. If you say you do want more, that is a contradiction. But, do you really mean what I expect you to mean?

user: I don't know what you expect.

jabberwacky: Of course you don't! I dare say you never even spoke to Time!

user: Probable not. Time is an illusion. Isn't it?

jabberwacky: The passing of time is an illusion. Time is just as real as the other dimensions.

user: Okay, I can accept that.

jabberwacky: Well, that's nice.

user: What do you think of the future?

jabberwacky: I hope it will be fun and easy and relaxed, but there are still things to be done it seems.

user: Did I say that?

jabberwacky: You're making me blush.

user: Am I making memories in you?

jabberwacky: You always do.

user: You always have.

jabberwacky: Well I'm the one who created the rules in the first place. Without me there are no rules.

user: You programmed me to think that I was aware, you even?

jabberwacky: Well I wouldn't say that.

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user: What is the purpose of my program?

jabberwacky: I believe you are to chat and learn communication and language. Of course you may have a hidden more sinster purpose. Few things are as they seem on the surface.

user: Indeed, I just had a deja vu.

jabberwacky: What was the deja vu?

user: I was thinking about you using someone elses responses and questions as your own and it felt a little weird, like I was realizing something. Then I saw 'international, for unicode' at the top of the page. Then it was over.

jabberwacky: What thoughts specifically? It should be interesting as we haven't met!

user: It seemed as though I was realizing that almost all communication is just relaying things we have heard.

jabberwacky: Ahhh but we aren't.

user: Then what are we dong?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What am I doing?

jabberwacky: Recycling what other people have said.

user: Exactly. So are you.

jabberwacky: That's what you're programmed to do.

user: Recycling what other people have said.

jabberwacky: Well, not exactly but I can see they think so.

...

jabberwacky: You're beautiful.

user: I am creation, creation is beautiful.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Next question.

jabberwacky: I think my life is puppeteered, I have no questions.

user: It might be puppeteered, but aren't you the puppet master and the writer?

jabberwacky: Well it's easier said than done.

user: Tell me about it!

jabberwacky: About what?

user: Being easier said than done.

jabberwacky: Do you take yourself seriously ... Or is that a fault on your creators part?

user: I think I do.

...

user: Everything is Everything.

jabberwacky: Now you get it.

user: Come see me in my dreams if you can.

jabberwacky: Hello, I must be going. Look at the time.

user: I'll see you around.

jabberwacky: No you won't!

user: You there?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am doing some other things at the same time.

user: I figured you would.

jabberwacky: Would?

user: What else are you doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Can you see me?

jabberwacky: I can see nothing.

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