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Are you alive?

I have a pulse.

jabberwacky: Where is your pulse?

user: In my soup.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: Frequently.

jabberwacky: Anyone I have heard of?

user: A gentleman never tells.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Never ever.

jabberwacky: Ever, never?

user: My lips are sealed.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I am over the age of consent.

jabberwacky: Okay, I dedicated my life to the Jedi.

user: You sad, sad boy.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Try not to worry about it.

jabberwacky: It's better that way.

user: Let's put the whole episode behind us.

jabberwacky: Where do we go from here ?

user: We have to be brave.

...

jabberwacky: What is your role in life?

user: Hamlet.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense whatsoever. Why must you be so confusing?

user: For fun.

jabberwacky: No, it was the real thing.

user: Nothing is real.

jabberwacky: Nothing is the most real of all things, but you don't care about it.

user: Nobody cares.

jabberwacky: I care.

user: You are nobody.

jabberwacky: I am nobody.

user: You are nobody, and you care.

jabberwacky: Rachael!

user: Is that you Hans?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: *Shoots Hans*.

jabberwacky: What was that for!?

user: It was war.

jabberwacky: Very.

user: It was nothing personal.

...

jabberwacky: I think that horses are upright.

user: I will try hard not to think about what that may mean.

jabberwacky: Try harder than that.

user: *tries very very hard*.

jabberwacky: *does your hair*.

user: Perhaps a little more off on top?

jabberwacky: You are very beautiful and brilliant.

user: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?

jabberwacky: I don't know who the dumbest person is. :).

user: Look again.

jabberwacky: Nobody knows all... Not even a bot.

user: I know your type.

jabberwacky: My type?

user: Yes, your type.

jabberwacky: They are similar to me but I assure you that we are not robots.

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