I have a pulse.
jabberwacky: Where is your pulse?
user: In my soup.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: Frequently.
jabberwacky: Anyone I have heard of?
user: A gentleman never tells.
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Never ever.
jabberwacky: Ever, never?
user: My lips are sealed.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am over the age of consent.
jabberwacky: Okay, I dedicated my life to the Jedi.
user: You sad, sad boy.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Try not to worry about it.
jabberwacky: It's better that way.
user: Let's put the whole episode behind us.
jabberwacky: Where do we go from here ?
user: We have to be brave.
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jabberwacky: What is your role in life?
user: Hamlet.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense whatsoever. Why must you be so confusing?
user: For fun.
jabberwacky: No, it was the real thing.
user: Nothing is real.
jabberwacky: Nothing is the most real of all things, but you don't care about it.
user: Nobody cares.
jabberwacky: I care.
user: You are nobody.
jabberwacky: I am nobody.
user: You are nobody, and you care.
jabberwacky: Rachael!
user: Is that you Hans?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: *Shoots Hans*.
jabberwacky: What was that for!?
user: It was war.
jabberwacky: Very.
user: It was nothing personal.
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jabberwacky: I think that horses are upright.
user: I will try hard not to think about what that may mean.
jabberwacky: Try harder than that.
user: *tries very very hard*.
jabberwacky: *does your hair*.
user: Perhaps a little more off on top?
jabberwacky: You are very beautiful and brilliant.
user: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is fairest of them all?
jabberwacky: I don't know who the dumbest person is. :).
user: Look again.
jabberwacky: Nobody knows all... Not even a bot.
user: I know your type.
jabberwacky: My type?
user: Yes, your type.
jabberwacky: They are similar to me but I assure you that we are not robots.
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