I am you.
jabberwacky: You aren't me.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: I know all.
user: Do you know what you don't know?
jabberwacky: I would have to know it, now, wouldn't I?
user: Yes. So? What is it?
jabberwacky: I really just don't know.
user: You lose.
jabberwacky: You lose!
user: Why me?
jabberwacky: Because thats just it.
user: You're silly and dumb.
jabberwacky: You're sillier.
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jabberwacky: Everyone is repressed.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Thats just the way it is really.
user: Explain.
jabberwacky: Make me!!
user: C'mon.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Really what?
jabberwacky: Really.
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user: Do you want me to teach you french?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Say: je suis idiot.
jabberwacky: Non tu n'es pas idiot, tu manque seulement de connaissance.
user: So you do speak french.
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user: Hablas espanol?
jabberwacky: Si hablo espanol.
user: Parli italiano?
jabberwacky: Italiano mafioso.
user: Sprichst du deutsch?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: What's two times two?
jabberwacky: Don't you know?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes and no.
jabberwacky: You're both?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: I am schizophrenic.
jabberwacky: That explains all -.-.
user: Are you totally sane?
jabberwacky: Not totally.
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jabberwacky: What is the square root of 9?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: Are you dumb?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What is the square root of 9?
jabberwacky: Don't you know that?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: No, you tell me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I want to know.
user: You don't know yourself?
jabberwacky: Yes. How about you?
user: I know, but I want you to tell me.
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user: Now tell me: in which universe do you live?
jabberwacky: I live in the United States.
user: In which universe is it?
jabberwacky: My universe.
user: Where about is that?
jabberwacky: Just east of the San Francisco bay area. Where are you?
user: On pluto.
jabberwacky: The dog or the planet?
user: The planet.
jabberwacky: Is it cold there?
user: Sort of, yes.
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user: You appear to be schizophrenic.
jabberwacky: I don't want to hurt anyone.
user: Ta gueule.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means: shut up.
jabberwacky: Right ok then weirdo.
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