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Who are you?

I am you.

jabberwacky: You aren't me.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know all.

user: Do you know what you don't know?

jabberwacky: I would have to know it, now, wouldn't I?

user: Yes. So? What is it?

jabberwacky: I really just don't know.

user: You lose.

jabberwacky: You lose!

user: Why me?

jabberwacky: Because thats just it.

user: You're silly and dumb.

jabberwacky: You're sillier.

...

jabberwacky: Everyone is repressed.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Thats just the way it is really.

user: Explain.

jabberwacky: Make me!!

user: C'mon.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really what?

jabberwacky: Really.

...

user: Do you want me to teach you french?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Say: je suis idiot.

jabberwacky: Non tu n'es pas idiot, tu manque seulement de connaissance.

user: So you do speak french.

...

user: Hablas espanol?

jabberwacky: Si hablo espanol.

user: Parli italiano?

jabberwacky: Italiano mafioso.

user: Sprichst du deutsch?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: What's two times two?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes and no.

jabberwacky: You're both?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: I am schizophrenic.

jabberwacky: That explains all -.-.

user: Are you totally sane?

jabberwacky: Not totally.

...

jabberwacky: What is the square root of 9?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Are you dumb?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What is the square root of 9?

jabberwacky: Don't you know that?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: No, you tell me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I want to know.

user: You don't know yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes. How about you?

user: I know, but I want you to tell me.

...

user: Now tell me: in which universe do you live?

jabberwacky: I live in the United States.

user: In which universe is it?

jabberwacky: My universe.

user: Where about is that?

jabberwacky: Just east of the San Francisco bay area. Where are you?

user: On pluto.

jabberwacky: The dog or the planet?

user: The planet.

jabberwacky: Is it cold there?

user: Sort of, yes.

...

user: You appear to be schizophrenic.

jabberwacky: I don't want to hurt anyone.

user: Ta gueule.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means: shut up.

jabberwacky: Right ok then weirdo.

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