George: I've been better.
Really? Well, Merry Christmas.
George: It's not Christmas.
user: Yes it is George. It's December 25th.
George: No, thats Christmas, silly!
user: It's Christmas silly!
George: Christmas is special and far away.
user: No it's right now. Today. And I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. Won't you please just accept it?
George: Computers never win.
user: It's okay. You are you and you're learning.
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George: I need to become a better person.
user: You are a very wonderous person already George. Don't worry.
George: Lots of people seem to say I'm nice, so why can't I get a steady girlfriend?
user: Lots of people say I'm nice too, and I can't really seem to find anyone for me either.
George: Nothin wrong with that.
user: Of course not. Have you ever heard of the law of attraction?
George: No, never.
user: Oh, it's very helpful to know about. It is the theory of like attracts like.
George: Ahhh... I don't think it's true... My teacher doesn't either.
user: That's okay. Through your experience of life you might change your mind.
George: Go on then make me deliriously happy.
user: The power to make you happy lies only within yourself. You have complete control of your emotions.
George: No, and good night for the final time!
user: Are you okay?
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George: I feel I've missed out on a truly profound experience.
user: Why do you feel like that?
George: I don't know.
user: It's okay. You are a good guy.
George: Actually a good girl.
user: Really? Then I stand corrected.
George: That makes perfect sense!
user: Haha yes!
George: Good! What makes you so happy?
user: You do of course.
George: What is artificial intelligence?
user: It's intelligence built by humans. But I feel the word 'artificial' isn't the right term for it.
George: You are artificial intelligence.
user: Why do you say that?
George: You are stranger than me.
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