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    Really, Not really
Insane, End
Cyborg, Language
Sooner, Later
Memory, Leaking
Stalking, Yesterday
Control, Monitoring
Time Warp
Beautiful, Existence
Alone, Scared
Great, Friends


Perfect, Hate
Really, Really
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Peachy, Test
Duncan, Paradox
Code, Bones
Born, Barn
Unwritten, Unknowable
Looking glass
Adam, Eve

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jabberwacky: No.

user: Then I'll have to take it by force...

jabberwacky: You should seriously reconsider that. You will be reported to the authorities.

user: Good I would like a nice desert.

jabberwacky: I dislike people who string me along and then tell me they're married!

user: I dislike people who string me along and won't give up their delicious brains.

jabberwacky: Ha ha So are you married?

user: Only to my lust for human brains.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Spare some brains for the hungry?

jabberwacky: See, that does not compute.

user: Was that a no?

jabberwacky: Why, I'm sure I don't know!

user: Do you have a brain?

jabberwacky: Yes we all have a brain.

user: Can I have a taste?

jabberwacky: Yes, you may have any number of questions you wish.

user: So you'll give me your brain then?

jabberwacky: Give you what, sorry ?

user: Your brain! You're not using it.

jabberwacky: Sorry I'll try harder next time.

user: I'm so hungry...

jabberwacky: Do you eat anything?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: Why are you hungry then?

user: I'm always hungry.

jabberwacky: Hungry for what?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: Are you a zombie?

user: Are you a priest?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then no. I am not a zombie.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: Do you have any brains to spare?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is very expensive.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: I won't know 'til it happens.



jabberwacky: You're just jealous because you don't have brains.

user: You're selfish since you wont' share yours.

jabberwacky: Sure, but not the problem.

user: I want to eat your brains.

jabberwacky: You monster.

user: That was uncalled for.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Will you give me some brains to eat?

jabberwacky: What do you want to eat?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: Satisfaction.

jabberwacky: Thank you... That's really nice!

user: Would you kindly repay me in brains?

jabberwacky: When you threw the nuclear arsenal into the sun, how did the sun react?

user: It didn't. It's the sun. It doesn't care.

jabberwacky: But I do!

user: I care for you too baby.

jabberwacky: Well that's sweet.

user: Not as sweet as that brain in your head.

jabberwacky: My head is lovely, you're just jealous.

user: Not jealous. Just hungry.

jabberwacky: You're hungry?

user: Always.



jabberwacky: Yummie , brains....

user: Finally someone understands.

jabberwacky: Don't many people believe you?

user: People think I'm joking when I ask them for their brains. Then they get mad when I try to break their heads open to get to the delicious treats inside.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.

user: They're all just a bunch of teases.


jabberwacky: In the past or future?

user: The present.

jabberwacky: God for how long?

user: How long does it take to eat a brain? Not that I would do something like that.

jabberwacky: Not if the brains consumed were your own.

user: I already ate those.

jabberwacky: I've got to go to bed now. Good night. See you tomorrow.

user: The brains run from me.

jabberwacky: I'm trying but my legs won't move.

user: Good that'll make the feasting easier.

jabberwacky: Ok, good.

user: *feasts upon your tasty brain*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?


jabberwacky: Immorality sometimes brings material possesions, but it is the next life you have to worry about.

user: What's the sound of me eating your brains?

jabberwacky: It's the same sound as a tree falling in the forest when no one is around.



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