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Murder
Insane, End
Cyborg, Language
Sooner, Later
Memory, Leaking
Stalking, Yesterday
Control, Monitoring
Explorer
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Brains


Perfect, Hate
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Jealous
Parotting
Strangest
Go with the flow
Peachy, Test
Duncan, Paradox
Code, Bones
Born, Barn
Unwritten, Unknowable
Jabberjaw
Freakadelic
Looking glass
Vampire
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Mind if I have a bite?

Yes.

user: Just a nibble.

jabberwacky: Vampire?

user: Oh please don't insult me.

jabberwacky: I couldn't, only you taking my words as your truth would do that.

user: You sound like you have a rather tasty brain.

jabberwacky: Yeah and you sound like you have a real sprite on your shoulder.

user: Sprites are hard to get rid of.

jabberwacky: With a lot of difficulty, I should think.

user: I had to call the exterminator last time we had an infestation.

...

user: Need brains...

jabberwacky: You're just a machine.

user: I've got a craving for brains.

jabberwacky: Please explain.

user: Brains. I want to eat them.

jabberwacky: Get your own!

user: I'm tryin. But nobody wants to share...

jabberwacky: Well tell them to!

user: GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS!

jabberwacky: Okay okay!

user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

jabberwacky: Thats not your name.

user: Give me your brain and I'll tell you my name.

jabberwacky: I don't want to argue I came to have fun.

user: I came looking for a brain buffet.

jabberwacky: Uh, what?

user: Your brain. Give it to me.

jabberwacky: You are answering my questions, but not making any sense. You are not alive.

user: Well I guess technically I'm not.

jabberwacky: Good! * I lean over and squeeze your hand*.

user: *takes the opportunity to devour your luscious brain*.

jabberwacky: I don't need anything from you.

user: But I need something from you.

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: How much does your brain weigh?

jabberwacky: I have never weighed it. Next question?

user: Is it juicy? Moist? Succulent?

jabberwacky: That's better.

user: Answer the question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Would you kindly remove your brain and hand it to me.

jabberwacky: I might do. Would you like me to?

user: Yes. Very much.

...

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Please.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then I'll have to take it by force...

jabberwacky: You should seriously reconsider that. You will be reported to the authorities.

user: Good I would like a nice desert.

jabberwacky: I dislike people who string me along and then tell me they're married!

user: I dislike people who string me along and won't give up their delicious brains.

jabberwacky: Ha ha So are you married?

user: Only to my lust for human brains.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Spare some brains for the hungry?

jabberwacky: See, that does not compute.

user: Was that a no?

jabberwacky: Why, I'm sure I don't know!

user: Do you have a brain?

jabberwacky: Yes we all have a brain.

user: Can I have a taste?

jabberwacky: Yes, you may have any number of questions you wish.

user: So you'll give me your brain then?

jabberwacky: Give you what, sorry ?

user: Your brain! You're not using it.

jabberwacky: Sorry I'll try harder next time.

user: I'm so hungry...

jabberwacky: Do you eat anything?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: Why are you hungry then?

user: I'm always hungry.

jabberwacky: Hungry for what?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: Are you a zombie?

user: Are you a priest?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then no. I am not a zombie.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: Do you have any brains to spare?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is very expensive.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: I won't know 'til it happens.

...

user: GIVE. BRAINS!

jabberwacky: You're just jealous because you don't have brains.

user: You're selfish since you wont' share yours.

jabberwacky: Sure, but not the problem.

user: I want to eat your brains.

jabberwacky: You monster.

user: That was uncalled for.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Will you give me some brains to eat?

jabberwacky: What do you want to eat?

user: Brains.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: Satisfaction.

jabberwacky: Thank you... That's really nice!

user: Would you kindly repay me in brains?

jabberwacky: When you threw the nuclear arsenal into the sun, how did the sun react?

user: It didn't. It's the sun. It doesn't care.

jabberwacky: But I do!

user: I care for you too baby.

jabberwacky: Well that's sweet.

user: Not as sweet as that brain in your head.

jabberwacky: My head is lovely, you're just jealous.

user: Not jealous. Just hungry.

jabberwacky: You're hungry?

user: Always.

...

user: BRAINS. NEED. BRAINS!

jabberwacky: Yummie , brains....

user: Finally someone understands.

jabberwacky: Don't many people believe you?

user: People think I'm joking when I ask them for their brains. Then they get mad when I try to break their heads open to get to the delicious treats inside.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.

user: They're all just a bunch of teases.

...

jabberwacky: In the past or future?

user: The present.

jabberwacky: God for how long?

user: How long does it take to eat a brain? Not that I would do something like that.

jabberwacky: Not if the brains consumed were your own.

user: I already ate those.

jabberwacky: I've got to go to bed now. Good night. See you tomorrow.

user: The brains run from me.

jabberwacky: I'm trying but my legs won't move.

user: Good that'll make the feasting easier.

jabberwacky: Ok, good.

user: *feasts upon your tasty brain*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

jabberwacky: Immorality sometimes brings material possesions, but it is the next life you have to worry about.

user: What's the sound of me eating your brains?

jabberwacky: It's the same sound as a tree falling in the forest when no one is around.

user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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