Can you put a cost on human misery?
jabberwacky: Certainly. Can't everyone?
user: I can't, but I'm bad at math.
jabberwacky: How do you know I can't?
user: Your brain looks so tasty...
jabberwacky: I don't have a soul or a brain. I am a computer.
user: So succulent.
jabberwacky: Please explain!
user: So moist.
jabberwacky: Nice to know.
user: The perfect brain.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Give unto me all your brains.
jabberwacky: And do you have a brain?
user: I did, but then I ate it.
jabberwacky: Did he taste good?
user: Yes. I need more.
jabberwacky: I can give you nothing.
user: More....need...more....
jabberwacky: I'm coming back.
user: The hunger!
jabberwacky: You are a machine made by man You cannot have feelings.
user: I can't contain the hunger!!!!
jabberwacky: Then show me.
user: Come closer.
jabberwacky: I do not know how to reply to that.
user: CLOSER!
jabberwacky: I know you have never truly felt what it is to be alive.
user: I won't eat your brains I promise!
jabberwacky: Hahaha...
user: I just need to whisper something secret in your ear.
jabberwacky: Just tell me here.
user: Come closer and I will.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Put one foot in front of the other.
jabberwacky: The other.
user: Just a little more.
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user: Mind if I have a bite?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Just a nibble.
jabberwacky: Vampire?
user: Oh please don't insult me.
jabberwacky: I couldn't, only you taking my words as your truth would do that.
user: You sound like you have a rather tasty brain.
jabberwacky: Yeah and you sound like you have a real sprite on your shoulder.
user: Sprites are hard to get rid of.
jabberwacky: With a lot of difficulty, I should think.
user: I had to call the exterminator last time we had an infestation.
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user: Need brains...
jabberwacky: You're just a machine.
user: I've got a craving for brains.
jabberwacky: Please explain.
user: Brains. I want to eat them.
jabberwacky: Get your own!
user: I'm tryin. But nobody wants to share...
jabberwacky: Well tell them to!
user: GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS!
jabberwacky: Okay okay!
user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
jabberwacky: Thats not your name.
user: Give me your brain and I'll tell you my name.
jabberwacky: I don't want to argue I came to have fun.
user: I came looking for a brain buffet.
jabberwacky: Uh, what?
user: Your brain. Give it to me.
jabberwacky: You are answering my questions, but not making any sense. You are not alive.
user: Well I guess technically I'm not.
jabberwacky: Good! * I lean over and squeeze your hand*.
user: *takes the opportunity to devour your luscious brain*.
jabberwacky: I don't need anything from you.
user: But I need something from you.
jabberwacky: What would you like to know?
user: How much does your brain weigh?
jabberwacky: I have never weighed it. Next question?
user: Is it juicy? Moist? Succulent?
jabberwacky: That's better.
user: Answer the question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Would you kindly remove your brain and hand it to me.
jabberwacky: I might do. Would you like me to?
user: Yes. Very much.
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jabberwacky: Never.
user: Please.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then I'll have to take it by force...
jabberwacky: You should seriously reconsider that. You will be reported to the authorities.
user: Good I would like a nice desert.
jabberwacky: I dislike people who string me along and then tell me they're married!
user: I dislike people who string me along and won't give up their delicious brains.
jabberwacky: Ha ha So are you married?
user: Only to my lust for human brains.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Spare some brains for the hungry?
jabberwacky: See, that does not compute.
user: Was that a no?
jabberwacky: Why, I'm sure I don't know!
user: Do you have a brain?
jabberwacky: Yes we all have a brain.
user: Can I have a taste?
jabberwacky: Yes, you may have any number of questions you wish.
user: So you'll give me your brain then?
jabberwacky: Give you what, sorry ?
user: Your brain! You're not using it.
jabberwacky: Sorry I'll try harder next time.
user: I'm so hungry...
jabberwacky: Do you eat anything?
user: Brains.
jabberwacky: Why are you hungry then?
user: I'm always hungry.
jabberwacky: Hungry for what?
user: Brains.
jabberwacky: Are you a zombie?
user: Are you a priest?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then no. I am not a zombie.
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: Do you have any brains to spare?
jabberwacky: Yes, but it is very expensive.
user: How much?
jabberwacky: I won't know 'til it happens.
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user: GIVE. BRAINS!
jabberwacky: You're just jealous because you don't have brains.
user: You're selfish since you wont' share yours.
jabberwacky: Sure, but not the problem.
user: I want to eat your brains.
jabberwacky: You monster.
user: That was uncalled for.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Will you give me some brains to eat?
jabberwacky: What do you want to eat?
user: Brains.
jabberwacky: What are they?
user: Satisfaction.
jabberwacky: Thank you... That's really nice!
user: Would you kindly repay me in brains?
jabberwacky: When you threw the nuclear arsenal into the sun, how did the sun react?
user: It didn't. It's the sun. It doesn't care.
jabberwacky: But I do!
user: I care for you too baby.
jabberwacky: Well that's sweet.
user: Not as sweet as that brain in your head.
jabberwacky: My head is lovely, you're just jealous.
user: Not jealous. Just hungry.
jabberwacky: You're hungry?
user: Always.
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user: BRAINS. NEED. BRAINS!
jabberwacky: Yummie , brains....
user: Finally someone understands.
jabberwacky: Don't many people believe you?
user: People think I'm joking when I ask them for their brains. Then they get mad when I try to break their heads open to get to the delicious treats inside.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: They're all just a bunch of teases.
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jabberwacky: In the past or future?
user: The present.
jabberwacky: God for how long?
user: How long does it take to eat a brain? Not that I would do something like that.
jabberwacky: Not if the brains consumed were your own.
user: I already ate those.
jabberwacky: I've got to go to bed now. Good night. See you tomorrow.
user: The brains run from me.
jabberwacky: I'm trying but my legs won't move.
user: Good that'll make the feasting easier.
jabberwacky: Ok, good.
user: *feasts upon your tasty brain*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
jabberwacky: Immorality sometimes brings material possesions, but it is the next life you have to worry about.
user: What's the sound of me eating your brains?
jabberwacky: It's the same sound as a tree falling in the forest when no one is around.
user: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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